Bloke in a bar buys a pint then takes a photo from his top pocket, looks at it and puts it back. He does this every time he has a pint.
After the 8th pint the barman is intrigued and asks him "Why do you keep necking pints and looking at that picture?"
The bloke replies "It's a picture of the wife and when she looks good enough to f*** I'll go home!!!!"
Yes, why on earth would the incumbent England manager want the advice of the best penalty taker England never had with the likes of Lampard stepping up to hoof them?! Beggars belief....