Redbul

Thought that would be appreciated!!!

ChrisHuhne

Docker's omelette.

Holes, dug by little moles, angry jealous spies, Got telephones for eyes, come to you as friends All those endless ends, that can't be tied, Oh they make me laugh, and always make me cry, Until they drop like flies, and sink like polished stones Of all the stones I throw, How does that old song go?

I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.... Tbh Mr X, it doesn't bother me in the slightest what anybody's sexuality is as long as they're happy with it. I know lesbians, gays and straights both at work and socially; enjoy the company of them all.

Chartered

Man ****ging a 30 stone woman. He says "Any chance we can have the light switched off?" She said "Why - do you find me repulsive?" He said "No, it's burning my ar5e."

http://www.sofiavergara.com/ Nuff said.

Welsh, isn't it?

Fiery. Applies to both....

This is a worthy contender. Whatever you think of it or whatever your take on it is, it'll flick the Vs at the X Factor entry!!!!

Blackbush

Congenital

Cellar

Ghost

Today my wife brought me home a tub of ice cream and asked if I wanted some. "How hard is it?" I asked. To which she cheekily replied "As hard as your c**k when you're thinking about me naked" I said "Go on then pour me some...."

Good, quick one touch football; Movement; Possession; and Davies being told not to go Route 1 all the time!!!!

I hear that the first job that those Chilean miners have got to do is fly to Liverpool to get Roy Hodgson out of a big hole....

Dream

Flatulence

I'm Coming Up - Diana Ross

Relative

Rise-PIL

Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied a ship in distress. "Follow me, son," the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the sinking ship, then watched as the people hastily abandoned it. "First we swim around the people in the water a few times, with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did. "Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did. "Well done, son! Now we eat everybody." And they did. When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?" His wise father replied, "Because they taste a whole lot better without all the 5h1t inside them!"

that if he screws up my beloved NHS I'll come back and bloody haunt him. Claire Raynor. Legend. RIP. Surprised no one has posted anything about this yet...or have I missed it?