Redbul

Hay wain

That was hilarious, just waiting for all the backlash from Middle England like poor old Trevor McDonald was subjected for the Kent Countryside slip up!!!! Some of the comments are hilarious!! http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2010/dec/06/james-naughtie-today-jeremy-hunt

Censor

Tevez looked a bit poked off with Mancini at the weekend....just putting it out there....

Wrench

Heard a story about an old bloke who wanted shot of an old fridge so he put it outside his house with a "Working fridge, free to anyone that wants it" sign on it. Stayed there for days. A mate of his suggested putting a "Working fridge, £20, please knock at [whatever the address was]" sign on it. It was gone in next to no time. Give something a perceived value and watch it walk.

Going back a few years and am giving Tricky - Maxinquaye a run out.

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and tell the other about the afterlife. The husband goes first and makes contact a week or so later. "Gladys...." "Is that you Fred?" "Yes, I've come back to tell you what it's like on the other side....I have sex then breakfast, then off to the golf course, then more sex. I sunbathe then have sex again. Lunch, romp around the golf course, than have sex all afternoon. Then supper and more sex." "Oh Fred," says Gladys, 'You must be in heaven!!" "Nope, I'm a bl00dy rabbit in Norfolk."

Carter

They're not that new, been around for at least 4 years I'd have thought.... I'm still playing The Felice Brothers and Delta Spirit. But I do envy you and your tickets....!!!!

Can't even pretend to be surprised....

"Nice beaver...." Genuinely gutted when I saw this news, and equally gutted when Bexy plagiarised the hospital gag!!! Beat me to it by a country mile!!! RIP, a true comedy legend.

I was hoping for an away tie, but doesn't matter. Ditto above comments, nothing to lose so let's get into 'em.

Sorry to hear there was no CCTV.... We always take our Land Rover to go to the supermarket. A) We're not too precious about it, B) people who are precious about their motors keep well away and C) it takes up 2 of those narrow arsed spaces found in most supermarket car parks.

Love Crystal Castles (II)

"What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go, the house?"

Rice....

Ask the supermarket if they've got CCTV covering the car park, if they have and they let you have it and you see the tw*t do the deed, do the ****er.

Courage

Tbf, last night's game really wasn't a match for Guly, I'd have kept him on the bench and thrown on Connelly; arguably our best striker albeit a bit prone to visiting the treatment room.

Rice.

Smashing Pumpkins - Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness Loads of great tracks.... Loving Thru The Eyes of Ruby at the mo.

Donkey rigged?

Buxom....

Have OK magazine bought the rights yet? Looking forward to the day off so I can respectfully have a round of golf in honour of the happy couple.