Redbul

I have had a certain Hefner track cued up and ready to roll....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLnxYyrIvoA One of my favourite films, and this is just such a good ending.

Scottish remake?

That's how I did it in the end, but had to leave the pig on the bottom on the left 'til last to get the extra points. Now, how the **** do you get 3 stars on game 17? Today's was a PoP.

Agree with this. Had a go on one once and have to say I was completely underwhelmed by its acceleration and handling. In other words, okay in a straight line if you wanted to pootle about. I could have more fun on an NS125. If I came into some wedge I'd be looking at a Ducatti, Guzzi or MV Agusta.....something of that ilk. Yep, I go and gawp at the bikes at Three Cross....!!!! Feel sorry for the staff though, tough break for them.

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Cup

It's called Climate Change now to get around these embarrassingly (for the Global Warming Brigade) cold winters.

Bl**dy hell, only 3....Ok Off the top of my head; The Ladykillers (original Ealing one, not the Coen Brothers crap version) Oh Brother, Where Art Thou (Coen Brothers top film) Ummmm, errr.... Fight Club. It'll be different tomorrow.

Grand Ol'....

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Ain't that the truth. I think I'm right in saying that The Railway have their own in house sound man too; never heard an acoustically bad gig at The Railway.

That is seriously sick. Those ****ers need catching before they do something like that to a person. Benj, I too worry about how animals are treated before they are culled to enter our food chain. I don't mind paying a bit more for free range stuff (proper free range stuff) 'cos I feel a bit better about knowing the animals have been allowed to roam about and aren't caged or force fed. Went veggie for 18 months once but I do a lot of running and cycling and I started craving steaks and bacon so caved in....

How the **** do you get 3 stars on todays game (14)?! I know, coat and taxi....

All over the place Ham. Emails, texts, jokes in pubs, at work....I feel duty bound to share my bounty.

Wasn't a bad gig tbh....

Cor, we've probably brushed shoulders in the mosh pit....!!! And Bauhaus, Tubes, Ian Dury, Motorhead... What Southampton needs is a mid-size venue like P*mpey's Wedgewood Rooms; Joiners and Talking Heads are great but a little bit small.

A lady walked into a Police Station and the desk Sergeant said "Can I help you?" "Yes" she said, "I'd like to report a case of sexual assault". "Where did it happen?" the Sergeant asked. "In the park just down the road" she replied. "Can you describe what happened?" "Yes, I was walking along the footpath in the park near the trees when a man jumped out of the bushes and dragged me in there, removed my underwear then he dropped his pants to his knees and had his way with me". "Could you give me a description of him?" "Yes, he was wearing white shoes, long white trousers, a white shirt and he had these two big long pads from his feet up to and over his knees, one on each leg". "Sounds to me like he was a cricketer, most probably a batsman", said the Sergeant. "Yes", said the lady, "He was an Aussie Cricketer". "That's very observant", said the Sergeant, "You worked that out from his accent?" "No", she replied. "I worked it out because he wasn't in for very long".

Eagle

This. Kelvin is consistently good between the sticks and has made some spectacular stops. I was infuriated with the ironic cheering every time he caught the ball after the debacle of the first goal. He's the last man, if he makes a mistake or the ball takes a deflection off a divot and over his arm he doesn't have the luxury of other players behind him to limit the possible damage. Fortunately a KD 'mare is a very rare event and I would still start him over Bart.

Quarks

Devoto

Tough crowd, tough crowd!!!

She can give me a bone etc. etc.....

When travelling in extreme weather conditions the government advise you to carry a shovel, a hazard light and a blanket. I looked a right **** on the bus this morning....