Redbul

I had to give a talk at work to a load of backpackers last week. They were on the edge of their seats.

That was a great match. Forget the media hype from Ian Holloway ref fielding a weakened team, we played a completely different team today from the last 3 games and we were still a tight unit. We're 2 leagues below Blackpool and we dominated from the off. With a performance like that we shouldn't have any worries about the league this season.

The Liverpool board have said they don’t know who will be in charge for Sunday’s FA Cup clash with Man Utd. My money’s on Man Utd…..

Milk

Go for it. It's a win/win game, even if we lose (that does make sense, give it a moment). If we put out a team of fringe players and we get spanked morale goes out the window. We've got some momentum at the moment so let's keep rolling with it.

How does this work? I've heard that this can be done but I'd like to know how. The price of diesel at the pumps is mad!!!

Titmuss

Lighten up mate, this is football not the members' section at Lords!!! Nobody doubts how well the Daggers have done since the Conference but I rue the day we start singing songs like "Nice ground, you've got a very nice ground...." when we go away!!!

Grapes

Excellent 3pts away from home. Dug in when it was a bit nervy at the end. Solid performance.

Last

I'm fed up with the excuses women come out with to avoid sex; "I'm washing my hair...." "I'm tired...." "I've got a headache...." "I'm your sister...."

Stew

OS are a public sector trading fund, they can't sponsor a football team.

Ward

I phoned a prostitute last night and said "Can you come to my house tonight for sex?" She said "I'm 300 pounds." I said "F**k that, have you got any skinny mates?"

Pigs in blankets. Only time of year we have them.

Snuff

Inception gets the nod from me.

I Am Kloot - Natural History

Eels - Tomorrow Morning

Modest [Mouse]

It is. I brought a few home after a trip to Brussels.

Yep, I'll give you that, it's more dialogue.... Note to self; add spoilers warnings in future.... And Doddisalegend, yes, it was quite a depressing film, but then given the storyline it would be difficult to make it much lighter. However a gang of Derbyshire wannabe gangsters (that included Gary Stretch) driving around in a 2CV Dolly makes for some bizarre light relief!!!