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Those Russian dolls are really full of themselves....

Cheers people, OOo it shall be!!

Yes or no as a free alternative to MS Office for student type use?

I got in trouble with the Royal Mail today. The manager went postal on me.

AL must have called it before he did it....sublime!!

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Yep....

Dune is Mr Pink in disguise.

****News just in**** Owen Hargreaves signs for Man City on a pay-as-you-play contract.... Forecast to be worth in the region of £0 over 5 years.

Cheers chaps, 'phoned the Father in Law last night and he's got a proper compressor and gun I can use so won't be needing this now. Get the impression the Waxoyl one would be like a fence sprayer....

Anyone know where I can get one? Halfords don't have one anywhere in the country (wtf?) and I'd like to get hold of one this weekend if possible.... Cheers!!

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Rioters in London are being advised by the Met Police to stay indoors on Saturday as Millwall are playing at home.

Urge Overkill - Rock & Roll Submarine

****Breaking News**** Looting continues in North London as Saints lift £15m from Arsenal for benchwarmer.... Seriously, good luck to the nipper. We're getting a shed lot of money for a player that has never played above the third tier. It's a gamble for Arsenal AND AOC, but then I don't feel too bad as we have a pocket full of cash. Spend wisely NA and NC!!

New is breaking of a woman who wakns her victims to death. Police are warning the public to beware of this dangerous terror wrist.

Koktebel; not a bad film. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372366/

http://youtu.be/o_ff46b58Hk

After a night on the sauce stayed round an ex-girlfriend's. Got up in the middle of the night stark b0ll0ck naked for a p155 and instead of going back to our room crawled in next to my girlfriend's Mum and Dad. Her Mum politely advised me that I was in the wrong bed and advised me to go back to the proper one. Apparently. I don't remember a thing about it but they were all laughing about it the next morning at breakfast. At least I think they were laughing about the incident and not something else....

"what do we want?" "a cure for tourettes!" "when do we want it?" "c*nts!"

Blanck Mass - Blanck Mass

My Dad went to school in Shirley with Benny Hill.

"Come the f*** in or f*** the f*** off...." And more for Lettuce: It's so cold, I've got nips like chapel coat pegs; It's so cold, I've got nips like Scammel truck wheel nuts; It's so cold, I've got nips like a fighter pilot's thumbs; Etc. etc..... The worst day's golf is better that the best day's work.

The FiL was in his late 70s....