Something I learnt last night watching a nature doc;
Koi carp always swim in groups of 4.
If they are attacked Kois A, B and C will scatter leaving behind the D Koi.
The wife is always moaning at me 'cos she thinks I'm going deaf after years of gigging and listening to music too loudly at home.
So I called the Tinnitus Helpline.
No answer, just kept ringing.....
I've started doing a bit of painting lately so I though I'd paint the wife's portrait. She said the style was 'A bit too Picasso' for her liking.
She's got a blinking cheek....