Redbul

Rough

Tribe

West

The scary thing is he nearly scored with his first touch after coming on as a sub!

Multiples

Stone

Spare

I can't stand people who think they're worse off that other people. A good friend of mine had a really bad accident where he lost his voice and both legs. Does he make a song and dance about it? No.

Greeting

Slapstick

Energy

Studio

Stone

That was just behind me, I got some the drink too!!

Hood

Sink

Spring

Paw (Sorry!)

A fellah at work just asked if I wanted some free booze. 'Yeah, brilliant cheers mate, don't mind if I do' I said. So he walked behind me and went 'BOO BOO BOO!!! No charge mate.'

Contest

Paint

My Dad would always go that extra mile for everyone. Great bloke, terrible taxi driver.

Neck

"Chin up son" my Dad always used to say to me. Great bloke, terrible boxing coach.

Professor