St. Neil

Piers Morgan, what is the point of him. Although he did once say this which was nice "Portsmouth will be absolutely fine. I know the guy who is buying them, Sulaiman Al-Fahim, and he is not only a very serious businessman, he’s also stinking rich. So relax, Pompey fans."

Looks like these new contracts Andy has been dishing out arent up to much http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/Hermann-set-for-showdown-contract.6322400.jp

Who's this Greek team Adu was on loan at never heard of them just wondering what equivalent league they would be?

Happy Days

In other hoover related news

Didnt he have a stint at left back as well so cover for that position also.

They wont demand compensation for him, I bet they wont as long as West Ham take a few of pompeys big earners at the same time. http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_6160828,00.html And breaking news on Sky Sports Andy is still going after the Europa spot

First transfer target emerges for them. http://www.newsandstar.co.uk/carlisle-united/latest/portsmouth-tracking-carlisle-utd-keeper-adam-collin-1.709033?referrerPath=carlisle-united

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulY3dzc_Q7c&feature=player_embedded Cant work out if its a parody or not.

£657,023 a week on player wages, nuff said.

Did I just hear Leicester singing "are you watching Southampton" must be a Nigel Pearson thing as Oakley is on the bench at the moment. Hope they lose now crisp munchers.

Place cheque between buttocks and wave in Martin O’Neill's face.

Cheeky bid for Reo-Coker.

David Wright from Ipswich has been told he is leaving at the end of the season and can play anywhere along the back.

Southampton through and through!

Got mine sorted.

Should bring back Quashie while they are at it.

Bit odd that two of the top scorers in that World Cup arent on their team pages, Milla and Schillaci.

Here's my attempt, add your own comedy speech bubbles.

New film just been released could do with a bit of a title change.

How about Harding, he has scored a few goals from left back albeit an attacking one.

"They'll be dancing in the streets of Total Network Solutions tonight!"

I wonder if they are getting any money from these sales http://www.kitbag.com/stores/kitbag_4_5/products/kit_selector.aspx?selector=118&network=AF Maybe buy a few to clean the bogs with.

Supposedly it is real taken from Steve Claridges book Beyond the Bootcamp.

Thought this picture was quite funny, AA around in the Mandaric era looking just as smug. Along with what looks like William Shatner and Peter Griffin from Family Guy. http://www.mediafire.com/imageview.php?quickkey=ryzymcj5zie&thumb=6