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Sorry, my idiot son has posted this

To the tune of... (start singing from 0:40) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjGi8Xqu7MA OHHHHH HIS NAME IS GRAZIANOOOOOOO, 6 FT 4 AND COMES FROM ITALYYYYYYY, BOUGHT BY SUPER RONALD KOEMANNN, HE SCORES GOALS HE SOUNDS ALRIGHT TO MEEEEE REPEAT x100 You have 2 weeks to learn the words

Lallana has just patted the badge during his celebration ****

This has got legs, 4 more lines to go with that please

Cheers Jos, all the best. You made a massive difference to the promotion defence and a great character to have in the dressing room. Hope you get the games you deserve.

What's with all the yellow?

Anybody that's thinks that wasn't deliberate and a clever piece of skill really knows nothing about football. Embarrassing.

LOLZ

Quick, phone the club and tell them. They wouldn't have thought of that. You utter mong.

Mates from netley saying we're not interested.

Is it me or does he not look very good in the you tube clips?

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How would that change anything? Our next top striker would want to play for a team in the euro super league. And the premiership would be massively devalued.

Exactly. He obviously wants to leave. So you have to let him go. If RK can talk him round though.......

Oh do shut up

I quite like the lotto kits

If he wanted a big man up front to hoof it up to last 10, he'd have been better off taking Carroll

He's gonna flick one Ronnie Koeman

There's a scam at race meetings where the car parks are targeted with leaflets from ITK horsey types advertising information and tips for so much a month or week. Just to prove how good they are, they give you a tip for a particular race. Unfortunately, every horse in that race is covered across the car park so some of the people think that these people are ITK. The very same thing happens on this board with rumours from skate sleepers doing the rounds every day Although you probably all knew this anyway

I couldn't watch that interview again when it came back round on SSN ?

Thanks for the clarification dalek. Pop in here and you immediately think something concrete has happened. Poch ain't goin nowhere so stop worryin UTS MUSH

He hasn't, has he

Why is Brazil spelt with an 's', that's what I'd like to know

Possibly I suppose.....

He's commented about the Dodd and Williams situation on his twitter saying wrong decision. Can't see him slagging off the club if he was staying.