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Yes it is actually. Thanks.

I prefer the phrase "cheese eating surrender monkeys" to "frogs". "Roast beefs" is simply pathetic and shows a distinct lack of imagination on their part.

Because it is fun. Also, fat people are fair game and need to be told. Arguably, you'd be doing the fat c*nts a favour.

Me neither your Bajesty. Only got one beaten up old one myself, which I need.

What sort of weirdo has 6 Samsung M8800s?

It's only two notes, how hard can that be?

I don't know much about Matt Freeman, but I'm guessing a beginner would probably be more Duff McKagan. And that is easy.

I am in London. Watch and learn badger.

Usually? How often does he change his surname?

Let's be honest though, nobody outside London has anything much to say that is worth listening to. Certainly not northerners anyway.

Bass is easy!

You should be able to get a cheapo electric with amp and all the starter stuff for under £150. http://www.guitar.co.uk/electric_guitar_starter_packages I've used these guys loads of times and they're pretty good. You could do acoustic cheaper (under £70) but IMO electric is easier and more fun to start on. However, as Ponty says, don't spend too much on it - most people give up. If you don't give up, it will arguably be the best money you've ever spent. I've been playing for nearly 20 years and have like 10 guitars now. I'm still rubbish though.

The smart money is on Arizona.

Lead guitar fascist.

Not listened to it but it looks a decent mix. Some top tunes on there, not least Sultans Of Swing. Was expecting/hoping for some new (new to me anyway) metal mind.

The top 10 is something like: 1. Hetfield 2. Kossoff 3. Hendrix 4. Mustaine 5. Cantrell 6. Tremonti 7. Iommi 8. Page 9. Angus Young 10. Neil Young There or thereabouts include Morello, Gilmour, Knopfler (even if he did play a a g*y Fender), Stevie Ray, Blackmore and Thayil. Slash and Hammett some way behind these, although I like both.

Disagree. Just because Hammett is the lead guitarist doesn't make him the best. Papa Het created most of the great Metallica riffs and his rhythm playing is second to none. No slouch on the few solos that he does either. Hetfield really does pwn Hammett IMO, although Hammett is cool as well (probably wouldn't be in my top 10 though). I should also declare that I am firmly a rhythm guitarist and find myself in utter awe of Hetfield's technique, creativity and attitude.

Satch, like Vai, doesn't do anything much for me. Technically superb, of course, but rather boring IMO. Hetfield pwns Hammett.

Axeman = Guitarist.

Good shout with Kossoff. However, the correct answer is James Hetfield. Notable mentions for Dave Mustaine, Jerry Cantrell and Mark Tremonti. Vai does nothing for me.

Don't forget this is just the small minority of football fans who can read.

I don't even know what Visa Electron is. I presume it is for pikeys.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhush.

It is the future my friend.

Are you saying that atheism is at odds with morality? If so, please could you explain why? Thanking you in advance.