The Lounge is a "General discussion area for all non saints related topics to be discussed sensibly".
The Muppet Show is now apparently "a forum where people may discuss all off-topic non-Saints related subjects in a sensible manner".
Men who cry are pathetic. And crying over 'Saving Private Ryan', which is a ridiculously over-sentimental film and is in fact rubbish after the first 30 minutes or so, or other fictional stories is especially pathetic.
A, Ghosts No
B, U.F.O. No
C, Moon landings No
D, Roswell There is place called Roswell in the world, this is a fact
E, GOD No
F, 9/11 This is a fraction which definitely exists.
G, Father Christmas Yes
So to answer the question, why come back to Saints? Only a thickee would do that, if what you say is true (which it isn't).
Perhaps it is because he loves the club, who knows.