Rattlehead

I knew about the issues there at least a couple of months ago. Dubai has been f*cked for a while, but Abu Dhabi will bail it out when it gets what it wants. This is a fact. It really shouldn't have come as a surprise to anyone and it astonishes me when journos on the TV say they are shocked. They are either very badly informed or they are proper Joeys. Also a fact.

Pikeys have ruined the country.

Megadeth's Rust In Peace is awesome and they've done some other good stuff (Peace Sells, So Far So Good So What mainly) and both great bands but Metallica > Megadeth. Dragonforce on the other hand are one of the worst bands I have ever seen live. I cannot stand Dragonforce. F*cking ponces with sh*t music IMO.

Mechanix is no Four Horsemen.

Needs to use his little finger more.

Advice like this? How helpful.

Your course is worthless. Just a thought.

You might find that "since I was two years old" has more impact. Just a thought.

I suggest you look up the definition of agoraphobia.

Wear what?

He's not f*cking joking either. Bump btw.

I have just booked a hotel at Wembley for a couple of nights.

Great film. Kerry Washington is very much deserving of benefit as well.

Blackstock wasn't a goalkeeper, even if he did play in goal (as did David Howells once) and was a better goalkeeper than Paul Jones.

Blah blah blah blah blah. You didn't go to the Charlton game.

Clearly. You shouldn't even be allowed to post on this site.

Jonathan Woss is a massive c*nt. Up there with Lenny Henry, Dawn French and Victoria Wood in the humour (and c*nt) stakes.

Let's not forget Davenport.

Cr*p keepers? Paul Jones. Plenty of evidence. Also, Blayney was awful apart from that save, which was lucky.

1-10-7-10 with that lot? I think I'd rather play just MLT, on his own.

Athletico Madrid is the obvious answer.

Sunderland.

Davenport is a dead cert actually. Must have blocked him out of my mind.

Robinson left for the Skates, which is presumably why nobody has ever heard about him again.

Yes, I recall being 5-0 down after 35 mins only for Egil to somehow extract some optimism with a freak goal. We hung on until 20 mins to go to beat the crowds (ours had mainly already left). Worst game ever.