Rattlehead

Original poster posted the thread twice. Look at the forum and you will see it twice. Took me about a nanosecond to work it out but maybe the mods can still help you.

She always posts like that

All of them?

Well I can only assume you must be a lazy taking the p*ss out of the system northerner for my stated comments to abhor you. A typical northerner in fact. Oh, and on another point, we are "merely animals", although because of the system it is the weak/chavs/lazy p*ss taking northerners and jocks who are breeding the most (in the UK at least) and whose genes will be dominant in future generations. Britain is f*cked and I for one intend to f*ck off abroad permanently at some point. Only foreigners can prevent the UK from becoming a third world country. Another fact for you.

Up north spiritual home, surrounded by lazy c*nts who are obviously influencing your opinions. I certainly do not read the Daily Mail btw, lol, and in fact I refuse to read that tat even though it is effectively given away for free (Metro) in London every day. We all know northerners are lazy c*nts, this is a fact. Polish, no problem, good workers.

Back to your spiritual home then I guess. Progress and not being a fan of lazy c*nts isn't inconsistent with caring you know.

Typical northerner. "World owes me a living" etc... We'd all be f*cked if we were all northern.

American shoes are wider.

Legend. Those who hate her are merely p*ssed off they (or their parents) had to work at some point in their lives. Lazy c*nts.

Who gives a sh*t? You're talking about pennies. In all honesty, it probably says more about you because of the type people you hang around with, i.e. pikeys by the sound of it. Maybe students, who knows. Another vote for Bonio though. What a pretentious c*nt.

We clearly need a meeting to put together a committee to get people out of the committee to get people out of the Saints board committee. I am herewith forming the People's Front Of Southampton FC.

Typical Jillstain logic based on zero knowledge and getting it all completely wrong, as usual. I frequently find myself asking, "is she actually a proper joey?" If so, I do apologise as I wouldn't make fun of the genuinely disadvantaged. You should also be aware that I paid my fiver months ago but have chosen not to post on here for a couple of months or so, mainly because gimpoids like you, saint_tw*to, budgie_too_far, CabbageGimp, INS and others bore the sh*te out of me and DSM is a dull and arrogant hypocritical c*ck. I see nothing has changed. In any case, it's only a fiver, it is nothing. I wipe my a*se with fivers. Anyway, I'm off. x

In fairness, Jillstain may have never heard of Google so I apologise if I was a little rash. x

All you have to is put Royal Variety Performance into google and it comes up first with pictures of all performers but, no, you'd rather post yet more complete turd on here. Well done.

Master Bates is obviously too nice and boring to give you an honest answer, so please allow me to speculate on why you might have irritated him: 1) Perhaps he thinks you are extremely dull and tedious, constantly banging on about your daughter and other drivel; 2) Perhaps he thinks you think you're something special and clever and a 'well respected member of the forum' and therefore 'up your own a*se' to some extent; 3) Maybe he just thinks you're an irrelevant old codger; 4) Or it could be your hardcore communist opinions, always supporting 'the worker' even if they are lazy scum thicko f*ckwits and even though the system is a proven failure; 5) He might find you very patronising and your overuse of smileys, use of the word 'sweetie' and highly thought out yet cr*p puns drive him over the edge; 6) As someone clearly and utterly desperate for a bird, maybe he is jealous of the potentially shameful relationship you and DSM may have; 7) Alternatively your constant confessions of sobbing over trivial things on TV, e.g. someone in Eastenders breaking a nail or something like that, could annoy him; or He might simply not like bald and/or old people and/or adults who read books for 5 year olds. This list is by no means exhaustive, but as you asked and he failed to answer, I have tried to get into the mind of Master Bates and hope this is of some help. Regards, x

Massive lol, well done CabbageGimp. Probably your best ever thread. May as well give up now as you will never top this.

Who gives a f*ck why he's not posting? Thank the (imaginary) almighty lord or anything, whatever, it is fantastic news. Maybe he's had his fingers trampled to sh*t by an elephant or Jillstain, which would go some way towards justice for the damage the boring paedo gimp has done to the internet in his time. I say yippee.

1. Metallica @ O2 2. Iron Maiden @ Twickenham 3. Alter Bridge @ Brixton 4. Down @ Brixton 5. Rock Im Park (Metallica, RATM) @ Nuremberg 6. Death Angel @ Underworld 7. Exodus @ Underworld 8. Megadeth @ Brixton 9. The Unholy Alliance III (Slayer) @ Hammersmith 10. Bonded By Blood/Gama Bomb @ Underworld 11. Jimmy Eat World @ Brixton 12. Velvet Revolver @ Brixton 13. Black Stone Cherry @ Brixton 14. Municipal Waste @ Underworld 15. Symphony X @ Astoria 16. Defenders Of The Faith (Opeth, Arch Enemy) @ Brixton Dragonforce = horrific band, I won't be seeing them again.

4 points isn't much. Still, let's go down playing nice tippy tappy yet completely ineffective football. We can feel so proud when we're playing Salisbury in the conference that we're doing things in the right way. Good logic. Well done Bruce.

We all slag Ronaldo off (obviously because he's an annoying and cheating c*nt if you're not a Man U fan) therefore you would presumably stick with Bradley Sh*te Phillips if we had an option on Ronaldo? Ronaldo obviously being ruled out because we've all slagged him off in the past. Good logic.

Davies would be a f*ck site better than this clown we've currently got. Jan is a nice guy but utterly utterly clueless. Good call TDD but it will never happen.

I certainly can't recall a bus striking before now. And over the Christmas period? Selfish b*stard.

What a load of b*llocks.

Thanks, I'll get these instead. Merry Christmas buddy.

Pikey shop, full of pikeys. Good riddance. No idea where gyppos will spend their benefits now, probably more Special Brew and fags from the local Spar I guess. Cackers.