Rattlehead

When I was just a little boy My Grandad bought me a brand new toy A pompey fan on a string He told me to kick his f*cking head in His f*cking head in His f*cking head in He told me to kick his f*cking head in Makes you proud to be a Saint doesn't it?

How much money have you got?

Even worse than a bridge too far post.

Anyone who sings that awful "Pompey Fan On A String" song is gyppo scum and an embarrassment to the club and, most notably, themselves. Furthermore, this can be extended to those who wear football shirts as casual wear. Whatever went on down in Weymouth, no matter what the reason, it is bound to be embarrassing. Maybe they should show a bit more respect. I wouldn't be so hasty in defending these pikeys, although I know you are old so it is not unexpected.

Must have saved a lot of cash living with Mummy and Daddy. I note from his picture that he has a big nose.

You are about to be abandoned on a desert island, which somehow has electricity, a CD player and speakers but no internet, postal service or chance of rescue. Don't ask questions, it really doesn't matter. You can take 10 (changed from 5 as 5 is too difficult, although 10 is tough as well) albums, no greatest hits and only 1 album per band allowed. This is all the music you have to listen to for the rest of your life. What would you go for? Basically interested in checking out new music so want to see the favourites. For me (in no particular order): 1) Metallica - Master Of Puppets 2) Anthrax - Among The Living 3) Megadeth - Rust In Peace 4) System Of A Down - System Of A Down 5) Alter Bridge - One Day Remains 6) Guns N' Roses - Appetite For Destruction 7) Stormtroopers Of Death - Speak English Or Die 8 ) Led Zeppelin - Led Zeppelin II 9) Black Sabbath - Master Of Reality 10) Rage Against The Machine - Rage Against The Machine I'll probably change my mind in 5 minutes.

And Pendulum massacring Master Of Puppets. Sacrilege, they should be shot.

And what a f*cking terrible song that would be.

You can also get free wifi at the St Pancras Eurostar terminal. Feel free to thank me for these nuggets of information.

Needs more metal and less sh*t bands. Rap should be declared illegal. People don't really like rap do they? I'd rather pour hydrochloric acid in my ears than listen to that sh*te. Complete turd.

I think you're getting grief (check the spelling) because you posted a very long, very dull and very sh*t poem. Also, expressing emotion about someone you don't know is for birds and faggots. Just a thought.

Not unless you want to pay me a huge amount of money for a right handed version. You'll get a choice of two then.

What an embarrassment.

Heathrow Airport.

I have infracted DSM for this. If he does it again, he's out of here.

I corrected it for you. It is still utter sh*t though.

Save it for Christopher Biggins, Jacko's gone and you were too old for him anyway.

What a load of drivel. I mean obviously I couldn't be bothered to read it, but you can just tell it is utter drivel. What a saddo.

You need an Explorer.

Good good album, but not as good as Reign or Seasons IMO. Crooked Cross is decent but I prefer Ghosts Of War from that album.

No thanks. He's done well for himself though, the miserable little sh*t.

Oh well, one less paedo in the world. Every cloud and all that. Makes me laugh all these people on TV saying “we love him” and all that OTT b*llocks. I wonder if they’ll be the same when Gary Glitter pops his clogs.

Seconded. Manji also knows nothing about music.

Death Angel - Killing Season

Not all kids, obviously, d*cksplash. However, it is a fact that there are some pikey kids who, sadly, will never make anything of their life. Teaching these mongs and losers cannot be enjoyable.