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Well f*ck off and support St Helens then. Good riddance to you.

Also, the car bomb wasn't at the airport but I thought that was probably just poor grammar on the part of the OP.

Oh come on CB Fry, "Welcome To The South Coast" billboards are guaranteed to get us into the top 6 in the Prem, let alone the CCC. Admittedly we might need to be a bit smarter with our billboards to become champions of Europe but you need to wise up to reality and get behind the team etc... It's people like you who will ruin this club. Unforgivable.

I don't think tourists are being targeted here, so nothing to worry about there. Eta have a history of targeting the dibble. Presumably the rationale behind the bombs is concerned with the royal family staying there shortly and maybe keeping tourists (and their cash) away. Presumably the rationale behind letting nobody leave is that they think the bombers are still there. Tragic for the dibble and their families though, the real victims in this.

For some reason, and without looking at the link, I thought this was going to be about Caprice and Donkey. Never understood why that didn't last.

Good idea.

Also more tanned (not by the sunglasses area though) and more lipstick.

True enough Pancake. Thanks for the feedback, much appreciated. Out of interest: of the SOAD side projects, i.e. Scars and Serj solo, which do you like best? Personally I think Serj is on top. Scars sound good but lyrically poor in my view. On the 'odd version of One', true dat, but I love it - what did you think? I would suggest it is worth checking out Rodrigo y Gabriela - Mexican ex metallers who play only acoustic instrumental stuff now but whose influences include Metallica and Led Zep (they also play a cover of Orion and Stairway). Gabriela's rhythm guitar needs to be seen to be believed - she's almost a drummer and guitarist in one go (both on the guitar) - she is awesome. I'd recommend checking it out on youtube. There are more metallers on here though. Ponty? saint bert?

What was the point in that post stevo? All you proved was that offix put it better than you. Well done, in a way.

He is now.

Our days are numbered anyway, f*ck it let's enjoy ourselves.

I am sure ML can pull off Barcelona Saints, AC Milan Saints and Bayern Munich Saints. Good idea Stonehenge.

I expect ML would rather spend the money on Messi. John is going to feel pretty stupid soon.

Hadn't thought of that before. Thanks Sven.

Thanks for everything Frankie.

In fairness, you seem to be quicker and better than Jermaine Sh*te ever was, despite being fatter.

Are you the fat one who looks like Lou from Neighbours?

There is no possibility. Now run along, isn't it past your bedtime?

And re manji - he is a bit of a sell-out, that much is clear.

Alice In Chains - Dirt. Cannot wait to see them on Tuesday. First proper band I ever saw live: Poole Arts Centre with Megadeth in 1991.

Very reasonable if you're talking about metres.

Yes he is a retard and he does look a bit special. What's your point Colin?

As long as it p*sses down on each day of the remaining Ashes tests, I couldn't give a flying f*ck.

Anyone who thinks we can prevent 'climate change' is a retard.

I can't believe nobody has mentioned Didier Dogbag yet. Dogbag Ronaldo Rio Ferdinand Fat Frank Gerrard Cashley Cole Joe Cole Terry Diouf Michael B*llock Bellamy