You aren't seriously going to university are you? You seem way too thick for that, but then nothing surprises me in this day and age.
If accepted, which would be a remarkable achievement and one worthy of sincere congratulations for a retard, what will you be 'studying'? BSc (Hons) Illiteracy? BA (Hons) Being a thick c*nt?
It beggars belief, it really does.