ZepSaint

Think I just included a link to them didn't I ? lol

Afternoon, just taking a break from recording to post ! Lol Never seen School Of Rock myself, but I prefer Ms McCurdy anyway http://www.justjaredjr.com/photo-gallery/491532/jennette-mccurdy-hawaii-holiday-01/ Ahem

The last series is a good one :- http://www.deseretnews.com/article/765595013/Jennette-McCurdy-gets-her-own-show-on-Nickelodeon.html Am I THAT bad for liking it ?

One of the benfits of having young kids is watching the crap THEY like when they grow up. My lad is currently hooked on iCarly, which normally I would hate (as with most yank sitcoms), however, this one has late teenage girlies in it (NOT of the Megan Summers type ok !) And I'm not a Maths teacher at all ..................... It's VERY good viewing at times :-)

Crap quality to begin with, and most of the people are stoned (just look at John McVie for instance !) but I defy ANYONE not to tap their feet to this :-

St. Ballesteros Of Europe. Such inspiration. Can't play golf for toffee myself, but it was Seve that got me liking to watch it !

Don't you just love spanking the yanks when they think they've won it ! :-)

Get the FECK IIIIINNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Why don't we ever get that sort of news on BBC Breakfast ? Would love to see a bit of http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006v5tb/team/susanna-reid doing some pole dancing !

So, is The Muppet Show the sort of semi intellectual, semi pornographic, part religious, somewhat political and slightly intelligent proving ground and initiation ceremony that former lurkers have to go through before being let loose on other more sensible areas of the forum ? It definately seems to be ! If so, am I now allowed to officially gawp at the latest set of norks on a Nun in the match threads without having to do it whilst feeling even dirtier (for not having paid) than I should do anyway ?

Also, technically it was your lodger that was the cause of me giving up my fiver. Dare I suggest you calling her back round so you can pass it over ?

I've heard you'll do anything for a fiver Bearsy, at least thats what I've read about you anyways

Can't help you there then .....................Romsey is my gaff, Chilworth is where I work Both posh places, apart from my bit that is

I think a civil partnershop is something akin to say Waitrose, where the staff are polite Sort of the opposite of something like Lidls where they couldn't give a rat's ar5e, an uncivil partnershop if you like

/Tin Hat On Is a homophone an ordinary phone that only connects calls with other phones of a similar nature, sort of like in a civil partnershop sort of way ? /Tin Hat Goes On Tighter:suspicious:

A loud what ?

Does Bearsy sh1t in the woods ?

Ah, in that case, would Tokyo-Saint San be applicable Sir ?

I try to steer clear of Politics, it gets me into all sorts of trouble. I think they're all a bunch of arses..............

To SiP :- Nah, course not. More likely it was his Mum coming round to do his washing.Prob such an untidy git there was weeks worth to do ! To Tokes, can I call you Tokes ? Is that similar to Tugs ? Or is that something people do to themselves, I wonder. Anyway, was a confirmed lurker until yesterday at which point Bearsy intrigued me (but not in THAT way) and I ran up against my 3 posts in 24hr b*llox limit, so had to part with my hard earned just to find out what happened ! (which I still haven't, hey-ho). Think I might even change the name to Zeppy in honour of you, ZepSaint was always a bit too clumsy for my liking. As for being Dune, I gather from lurking thats thats the equivalent of being sworn at, so thanks very much !

Are Mulder and Scully the pet names that Tokyo and Bearsy have for each other when they get intimate ? Out of those two, who's the ginger bint and who takes the role of the silent and repressed senior member ? How do you get to have a senior member ? Is it like having a schlong with Alzheimers ? or Parkinson's ? At least that would be useful what with all the shaking going on ..................

So, Bearsy gets head from Tokyo. Tokyo wants to smoke new boys (I presume thats what you mean ) whilst at the same time getting me used to his 'personal requirements' ? And Pap likes getting physical with Cameron. Have I got that right ? Embarrassed to say that this is only my 7th ever post, making a grand total of 0.00 per day. Now I'm not the best at maths, but how can it be 0.00 per day ? Lol

Ah, I get the idea now How many Tokyos does it take to be a pillow biter ? One - unless Bearsy wants a threesome ? That good enough, or does it make too many assumptions ? Lol Again, no offence TS, still don't know whether to be scared of you or not !

Anyway, whole point of me coming out of lurker mode was to find out how the hell Bearsy did a number on his 'lodger' Personally I think got a final large scale boning (boneing ? boaning ? bowning ?) which proved to much for the frail guest and she's buried underneath the lifesize statue of Yogi thats in his garden I've even had to flippin' subscribe with my hard earned fiver just to find out ! TELL ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just go get a nice slim black number (dress,not something that needs batteries to run), ask the girl outside if she has it in a smaller size (one that would fit HER for example, bit of flattery never hurts and might actually get you the chance to do a Bearsy on her whilst perving on the cubicle next door if you're lucky) and your off and running. If she doesn't want to model it for you, you can pop into the changing room whilst she's gone anyway......