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Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp. "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender. "Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy. "That little ****, O'Conner," says Sean, "He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand." "That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it." "Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself, "Didn't you have something in your hand?" "That I did," said Paddy. "Mrs. O'Connor's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a ******* fight."

Might have to give it a weeks test ...................see how the boxing goes ! lol

Is it REALLY worth while doing this guys ? Always suspicious of handing over my hard earned ...................

Presumed it t be similar to "*****" myself !

I like this comment from :- http://www.toonforum.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=6864&start=60 " f****** hell man. Useless f****** cronuts. What a tosser Pardew is the f****** vowel odourless sweetheart. Could be 3 with the Colo back pass and Krul should have been off as well as a pen. f****** s**** man. We'll be lucky to only lose 4-0 again. **** right off Pardew you f****** cronut. " Made me laff anyway ! lol:lol:

Think we should 'fin'-ish this line of talk before we get em-'broiled' into too much of a debate ! :-)

'Spose feelers don't count ? Or is that too much like the historic Octo porn that used to be freely available in TMS ? I miss those days .......................

If she's a veggie why's she going to a FISH and chip restaurant may I ask ?

Ah well you see .................. looking to do things a little on the cheap, but may end up going that route anyway .......................lol !

Looking to finish off a little mini-project. Have the m/board, memory and gfx card ....................just this little baby to get now ? Anyone got one or know someone who does ?

Sounds good to me as a starter, much appreciated !

Guys and Gals, This is only at the very early stages of planning, but looking for some guidance on possibly emigrating with the family to Canada .......:-) It's a v v v v big decision, so looking for something along the lines of :- 1) From those who have done it, was it worth it ? 2) What were the pitfalls etc ? 3) Would love to be West Coast rather than East, but is there much difference in cost of living etc ? 4) Whats the likelihood of getting an IT related job and wages equivalent ? 5) Any pointers to godo websites to look at etc It will be some 3 - 5 years off, but looking to get as much info as I can ! Any help, gratefully accepted of course !

Just saw this and the very first thing I thought of was this flippin' thread ! https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/the-nut-job/dmpkppmcifggakpfjekjcbmonchglbed

Bearsy, your mission (should you choose to accept it) is to ensure that Tokes manages to get some sunlight on him before he wastes away beyond redemption ! :-) http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-23182523

Would all these arguments have a collective noun of Beef Flaps ?

Well, we know you have MANY questions you need to answer, but top of your list HAS to be this one :- http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-26837085 Whats it like have a man inside you for 2 whole weeks ?

The Trooper (Iron Maiden) with I'm A Beliver ( The Monkees) ! :-)

Congrats are in order !

Que ? Is it only me that doesn't recognise this as English ? No wonder no-one sings it ! :-)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2510459/Weather-presenter-Doria-Tillier-host-forecast-naked-France-qualify-World-Cup.html Apologies for posting a Daily fail ink !

Ahem, I've been transformed into a lurker ......................with special attention interests including female breakfast news presenters .............................. and sports stars ......................

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned

Seems alright to me ..............but then again I am watching it at work ! :-)

Think that condom may be too big even for YOU Bearsy !

I've started a brand new game with just the latest transfers, Osvaldo, Wanyama etc .....................reckon it would ok for a season ?