Someone must be pally with Craig David. Get him along and he can serenade us with classics.
"Re-ewind when the crowd shout Lowe reject him!"
" Lowe led this club on Monday sold all our best players on Tuesday, we went down the leagues on Wednesday and on Thursday and Friday and Saturday entered admin on Sunday."
"I'm walking away from this ****hole of a club, refusing to pay oh till Rupert goes away."
"I was making a Lowe sucks sign when Portvliet walked out and I said Hey Lowe what you planning now? So I come on this march and I find that Lowe's swanned off to a break in France dressed in cashmere thermals and stripy tweed pants. So the club we went in then we stood hissing, gesturing talked bout Van der Waals sounded int'resting, so gave Wilde a ring, all calls diverted to answerphone, please leave a message after the tone. I know Michael Svennson is kinda cool but one good appointment still makes you a fool. We still support the lads but need transparency, most of the team still aint hit puberty.
Singing why did you bother coming back at all? Now you've kept Mark Wotte on, forced Jan to take the fall, if you want league one well we've set out our stall, can you fill me in? Boardroom squabbles over a train, Taking a wage and you're still a drain, sacking Pearson Rupert's gone insane! Can you fill me in?"
Much better than mundane we want Rupert out IMO