Sidney Fudpucker the 3rd

Probably because it was taken straight after he'd tried to guess how many M&M's were in the jar at the chipping norton summer fete.

I've not got round to downloading the kit designing software so here's a rough idea I knocked up in Powerpoint. Perhaps you could work your magic and produce this design in photoshop?

Stick with the Green theme mate. It's different as there ain't may teams who wear Green kits in England. How about something completely different like Orange or Purple???

That Green kit is superb. I've been saying we should have a green away kit for years. At last something completely different. Makes a change to yelllow, yellow or yellow.

Saw it today and thought it was ****. I'm sick of seeing films that have no real story and simply rely on special effects to keep you watching. When are these film makers going to start making action movies that have a decent plot to follow? The story didn't seem to follow on from T3. That said, T3 was pretty awful so perhaps they decided the less said about that, the better. The Arnie bit was badly executed, and the ending was more cheesy than a bag of wotsits. Just watching T2 on ITV2 to remind myself how a Terminator film should be. This new series of Terminator films is just an easy buck for the silm studios. We all know the background, as that is explained throughout T1-T3. All they are doing is filling it the bits that we didn't see in the first couple of films. It's just telling the story from a different angle. I'm sure there will be a 5th, and possibly 6th film as it will always pull an audience. Sometimes you can take things too far. I can't help but feel that this is one of those occasions.

Home shirt is ok. The yellow kit looks like a third shirt we had back in '94 when we were sponsored by Dimplex. The White shirt looks like an updated version of the away shirt from a couple of seasons ago.

Except that isn't Blackburn's new away strip. It's last seasons. This years is all white. Change the blue bits to black and it would make a great away kit for us.

What's the software that people are using to desing these kits? Where can I get my hands on a copy? Cheers.

Ok, so the home shirt should be Red and White, but what is there that says the away kit has to be yellow and blue? Why not get really creative and design something completely new for a new era? New colours etc.

Shocking series. Once again the something gets dragged out and ruins what was once a good idea.

How about this for an away shirt?

I'll get there in the end...

Ooops!

Didn't the Saints fans sing 'We've got more prostitutes' to the Ipswich fans? The classic one for me will always be 'Swing Low, swing Rupert Lowe, swing him from the Itchen bridge'.

I said this a couple of years ago and I'll say it again. The club ain't going anywhere until we have a Green away kit. Don't ask me why, I've just got a feeling that a Green away kit would bring us good fortune. Perhaps someone with some creativity could show us some 'Green' designs?

I saw 'Awaydays' last weekend. The film is publicised as being about the Tranmere Rovers firm in 1979, but the Football hooligan element is a very small part of the story. Whilst they've done a great job with making the film look like it was shot in '79, and they've selected some good new wave music for the soundtrack, this can't save the film from being nothing short of dreadful. A very weak story with shallow characters, bad acting, and some terrible accents. Avoid at all costs!

WGS will be confirmed as the new P*mpey manager early next week. You heard it here first folks.

He's having talks with P*mpey!

Not bothered if he goes. Don't rate him. His attitude is a joke.

Was just thinking the same.

It's got to be Green.

Jamie Scowcroft - Out of Contract at Palace. HCDAJFU.

Got nothing against Spurs personally. I'd rather see them win something than any of the current top four. Whenever I watched them they always seem to try and play decent football. Biggest mistake they've made in recent years is not giving Martin Jol enough time. He was doing a decent job and should have never been replaced by Ramos. As for 'Arry, he's done well this season. Probably because he's been backed by the Chairman and left alone to do the job. Maybe if RL hadn't interferred so much and allowed HR to do what he does, then we wouldn't be in the position we're in now.

No, I won't be telling you that the Smiths are reforming because they are not. However, The Stone Roses are! The stumbling block was Ian Brown. Mani, Reni and Squire have been up for it for some time, but Ian Brown wasn't interested. When you see the amonunt of money that they are going to be paid you can see why Brown has changed his mind. The Roses never made a penny from their past work so this is an ideal opportunity for them to address that.

You heard it here first folks. The Roses have reformed and will tour this year. Can't give you all the details at the moment as it's all under wraps but watch this space. I'll give as much info as I can without getting in deep sh1t.