Sidney Fudpucker the 3rd

He'll be gone when we're 3 games in and still on -10pts.

That's superb! Never mind Liverpool. The Brazillians would be proud of that one

Ah, right. It was his suggestion that it was early to mid 80's that threw me as MLT wasn't playing then. I immediately thought he was talking about the 90's game when we scored 4. Either way, there's not may sides that can say they've put 4 past Liverpool in the 80's or 90's

But MLT wasn't playing in the Early 80's? The SKY game I'm thinking of was the 4-2 match in the snow when MLT got 3.

It was an overhead kick. It won goal of the season. It was a Televised game on a Friday night. 16th of March 1984.

I think you mean 90's. It was a Monday night Sky game if I remember correctly.

We beat them at The Dell in the early 80's. Danny Wallace scored an amazing overhead kick which won goal of the season.

He tried the same thing with Chester City!

No. I watch it in the hope that it may improve and they might actually come up with something new, original and informative. Sadly that never seems to be the case.

Utter ****e. Just how many times can they churn out the same old gags? Oh look, James May's left his car unattended, let's vandalise it. Oh Jeremy you're so funny. Idea for new TV show... Jeremy Clarkson flies the worlds most unreliable Aircraft.

Thanks for the warning, I'll steer clear. I only watched the first film a couple of months ago because a friend said it was amazing... I'll never trust their judgement of anything again. I thought it was sh1t. Megan Fox, or not. If you'r saying the second one is worse than the first then that's a good enough reason not to go. The last two films I've been to see have been dreadful (Away Days & Terminator salvation). You could have just spared me a hatrick of **** films. Thanks!

I would like to congratulate the BBC on their shocking coverage of Glastonbury. Once again we see 2 or 3 songs from an artist and then have to listen to Radio One DJ's talking utter sh*te. You can hear the band playing in the background yet someone has decided that the viewers would rather hear the opinions of a clueless **** who can't even get the name of the band right. Rant over... For today!

They said that the Swiss bid was the highest, and that Pinnacle couldn't get the money together. They went on to say the Pinnacle bid was pretty much dead and that the club would be sold within the next 2 weeks probably to the Swiss.

A report I read suggested that MJ was linked to the Swiss bid. WTF is going on?

I was at Wembley when Luton Town won the JP trophy. The fans used the oportunity to continue their protest against the FA. It was an amazing turn out and if every clubs fans showed their passion and dedication then I'm sure the Football league would sit up and start to take notice. Sadly, they seem to be very good at upsetting clubs one at a time. Absolute ******s!

You only have to look at the way the FL shafted Luton Town to see that they do what the f*ck they like, when they like. A complete bunch of tossers!

You obviously know better so I don't need to share anything any more.

So KK isn't coming. I hate to say it, but I told you! My source is usually spot on and it looks like he was correct again!

Just for the record. The WGS link to P*mpey is still ongoing. As their sale has not yet been agreed they are not in a position to appoint a new manager just yet. I spoke to somebody yesterday who said there is still a very good chance WGS will go there.

Ffs. Never!

Right. Keegan is not coming - FACT! There will be a new manager and he does have a Saints link so that should keep some of you happy, although I think quite a few will be disappointed.

I F*cking give up! How many times do you need telling that he's not coming!!! For the last time... KEVIN KEEGAN IS NOT THE NEW SAINTS MANAGER! Now can we please move on?

Like I said before. Stop getting so wound up. He's not coming! He came for an informal chat and wasn't interested. Not enough money on the table for him, or to do the rebuilding job. All I can say is that there will be a new manager and there is a Saints link which will please the fans.

I've just bet myself a cheese sandwich that he won't come. He's not coming - FACT! Now stop getting excited.

On the school field practicing my 200m for sports day. A mate made a special journey from the school canteen to the bottom of the playing field just to tell me.