Sidney Fudpucker the 3rd

Tony Adams & That Skate bastard Mickey Quinn both did time for drink driving. Then there's former Saint loanee Jordan Robertson.

Notts County have just been promoted. They will be playing in the same league as us next season. Why would he be looking for a move and why would we want him? Another pointless thread.

Perhaps somebody could upload all the shirts for the competing teams?

BBC says Lambert came on for Lallana on 46mins and that Papa has just replaced Lambert? What's going on? Is Lambert injured or is it just a BBC **** up?

tut tut

Have you seen how the Swiss dress?

I would have liked the club to have had some mock-ups produced and let the fans have the final decision in the form of a vote. We've done it that way before so why not again? That way it gets the fans involved. We're the people who've supported the club through thick & thin and put our hands in our pockets for tickets and merchandise. What harm would it do to let the fans have a say in how the kit looks in our 125th year.

Ok. It doesn't look anything like our current home shirt. Or the one before that, or the one before that. It's not Blue, Green, Yellow, Brown, Purple, Orange or Pink. That should give you plenty to go on.

That's it. You're gonna be in trouble with the folks at Umbro.

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I'm not going to describe anything about it. It was made very clear that I shouldn't describe the shirt and I won't. Personally I'm not sure about it. I think more people will dislike it than like it. However, we've all been in that situation before and grown to like certain kits. I wasn't sure about the current home shirt when it was launched but quite like it now. The away kit is a massive improvement on the current one. Part of me thinks that people may prefer it to the home shirt.

NO!

Er, no. That's why my post said 'I had to sign a disclaimer to say that I wouldn't distribute images of it or describe it in detail'.

So do I. Although I had to sign a disclaimer to say I wouldn't distribute images of it or describe it in detail.

Very good. lol

So it looks like the club didn't take the green shirt that was on offer then.

As I posted earlier, Umbro presented a load of different shirt styles and colours. I'm not saying that this was chosen, just that it was one option that was being considered. My mate couldn't take a picture of the whole shirt, but he did manage to sneak a photo of the colour. He said the shirt was very plain. All one colour with a Red & Black trim. There's not much to see. And it definitely wasn't a Goalkeepers shirt!

I know what you mean. So if we take the top goalscorer out of the equation then i'd have to say Dan Harding.

I can put you Straight on this, but not strate. Oh, and one of the away kits that was being considered is Green. Umbro presented several designs and colours. Not sure which one has been chosen, but there was a green kit... And before you all start, it wasn't the goalkeepers shirt.

Playoffs at best. You heard it here first.

Ah well. It was worth a try. I've just been reading that most local radio stations are not allowed to broadcast the games outside the local area on their internet feeds. It's never easy supporting a team from a long way away

Thanks for that. Got it sorted. I've got some software that streams stations over the web. I've just added Solent to my list of favourites. I'll now be able to enjoy the coverage of Saints remaining games.

Wasn't sure which forum to put this in so apologies if this is in the wrong place. I just wondered which local radio station had the best coverage of Saints games? With most digital stations available on the net these days it would allow me to listen in from Cheshire. Cheers.

I don't think Utd will go for Bale at £20m. They are far more likely to opt for Joe Cole on a free. Fergie has made no secret of the fact that he rates Cole very highly. Utd are in huge debt, so whilst they will have some money to spend in the summer, they won't be buying 2, 3 or 4 players at £20m a go. I think it's far more likely that they'll sell Berbatov. Spend the bulk of their money on a replacement like David Villa and then look to add to the squad without breaking the bank. Let's be honest, who wouldn't want Joe Cole on a free. He's a quality player.

Michael McIntyre is a complete ****. Lucy Porter may not be funny, but I'd love to **** her.