Bass Playing Saint

I salute you sir, this without doubt the funniest thing i have seen on here...I have tears rolling down my face

I am already doing it. I haven't been to a game all season and I have no plans to go ever again why that pr*ck is in charge. Why should I flush £50 down the toilet to watch this ****

This is no longer the team I used to support. Money is tight so I am afraid other things take priority

Saw his debut against Charlton at SMS some years ago, thought then he was probably the best goalkeeper I saw play for Saints. Why retire, we'll have you back

Coleslaw?

Ian Harte has the pace of the average tortoise.

Do we actually have any players left to put out a team?...I could get down the gym if there's a chance I might get a game.

Let's not go down that route again. Nobody is interested in us.

The way I feel towards Saints at the moment, I wouldn't be too bothered if they did...sad but true

Think we may get thumped and the early season optimism will go out the windows when we realise we are playing the ressies against a real contender for promotion 0-3