Julian H. Cope

I tried to polish a bird once, I recommend Kiwi Parade gloss.

Visited New York recently, stayed in Park Ave about 3 blocks from Grand Central. It is was the best time I've ever had, can't wait to return. Let's go Mets!

He is an absolute sh*tc*nt. Please add Chris Hollins to the list as well.

Sorry, what sort of man are you looking for? I know a man who might score a 25, if you're interested.

Audi drivers can suck my fat one.

The perfect man sounds like a right bender.

I'm off on a European tour with my homies J Boog & Spawnbreezie. Nectar.

Sounds like you've got the bad AIDS.

They did, but we scored two more goals than they did & should have at least got another. I find it strange that you are not satisfied.

Coffee = Tea for w@nkers.

Susan Boyle?

Gang Colours - The Keychain Collection.

As long as it's got adverts for Boating Holidays in Norfolk, I'll be reasonably happy.

Pat Partridge

J Boog & Spawnbreezie.

Please not Man U. They're my second team.

Bart was left out of the squad. Was only there for the warm up. Is it wrong? Only if Davis gets injured. Calculated risk.

I remember when Homer designed a car for his brother's company. Looks like those tw*ts at Marinello stole his blueprints.

Erm, pretty sure Junction 9 does that sort of thing. Either that or washing cars, walking ferrets, or plumbing in washing machines for old dears.

I prefer my larger on the smaller side.

Rocker. Who the f**k would want to be on Boj's side?

I like yellow.

The Foot Fist Way

Dad's socks.