Julian H. Cope

Thank you for that, it's wonderful. Hope you are well mate.

Albums that I have recently listened to: The Gaslamp Killer - Breakthrough Tame Impala - Lonerism Holy Other - Held

Midfield is non existent. Getting mullered.

Louisiana Mud Swamp.

Whoosh? Really? Maybe I should have quoted Norway's post which it was in response to. Whoosh. Prannit.

To be fair they're both horrific, fags or no fags.

I gave up five years ago. I still get a craving every once in a while but desist as I don't want to smell like a tramp.

I like the 60mph speed limit.

He doesn't post here anymore (I think he's banned) but Plastic Saint was a real whizz at this sort of thing.

Yes it was so bad, I self harmed. Let's all stop being so f*cking precious about the media treatment of Saints.

They love Lawro on Football 365.

Hmmm......reality check. Wigan were excellent in the second half.

Telly Vegetables.

I don't know what to believe, which is why I'm a member of all religous sects. I'm particularly fond of Satanism, loads of naked chicks and blood.

Attendance really matters.

I'm a pessimist at heart. Everything about this deal so far stinks of De Pedro. I hope to be proved wrong.

CFCF - Exercises

It's a f*cking travesty to let that midget play Jack Reacher. I've read most of the books the casting does not compute. Just as well got Warwick Davies or Kenny f*cking Baker to play him. Hollywood b*stards.

This has given me the impetus to complete my Djamel Belmadi ironing board cover.

What's the snail shell on cushion 1 represent? BT? I'll give you £5 for cushion 2.

Lion sh*t or a nerf gun.

Yodel, the worst delivery company I've ever had the misfortune of. Complete and utter f*cktards. Use at your peril or if you want your item delivered to an address two streets away without a signature or proof of delivery.

Yeah I did. Apart from The Roses (who were majestic, yeah Ian Brown still can't sing live) it was a f*cking shambles, a disorganised f*ck the paying public shambles. Still Salford Quays & Manchester itself was very nice.

Yep, I have to agree with that one. Also N-Power.

My mate at work does. Dirty b*stard.