Julian H. Cope

Because I used to like fish finger sandwiches.

My cock is bigger than yours. My Dad can have your Dad. James Ward-Prowse is average as f**k.

Nutshell. Ralph is clueless.

Plastic Saint Deppo Could probably get them both on a free.

Nutshell. Although I did vote to leave.

He smells nice I bet. Probably wears Mandate or Denim.

I thought as the Team had 'trained well' this week (MP's words) we were a shoe in. Following yesterdays result I have started injecting heroin into my eyeballs and having my nads stamped on by the ICF just to ease the pain.

Brighton, obviously.

I do a 520 mile round trip for every home game. More recently I have been questioning my sanity...

Is he the new Chinese lad? Can he play up front?

I work for Coca Cola. We're getting out of Soccer and ploughing our dollars into Orienteering.

And I got a hand job from Ralph.

That's well smart...

Sturgill Simpson - A Sailor's Guide to Earth

I think Pelle would take a deflection off his arse at the moment.

I hope it works out for him at Boro and I also hope that I never see him in a Saints shirt ever again.

Delusional thick c***s.

I've been a Union member for over 20 years and although I do get a say in who is elected as General Secretary, I've never once had the opportunity to decide what their renumeration should be. I wouldn't pay Len McCluskey in washers.

Rename the Itchen Stand. Play in skins away. Dave Lee Travis to be the match day announcer. Lemon Meringue pies. Saints branded mobility scooters with every season ticket.

Gibbs has been excellent so far this season....

Daft as a brush. My favourite poster.

No, his Coq au Vin was.

I would rather be bummed than be spat at.

No, I cleaned myself up with my Granddad's big white pants.

The 80’s were amazing. Had my first w*nk in my Nans toilet in 84. Great days.