Julian H. Cope

Because I used to like fish finger sandwiches.

My cock is bigger than yours. My Dad can have your Dad. James Ward-Prowse is average as f**k.

Nutshell. Ralph is clueless.

Plastic Saint Deppo Could probably get them both on a free.

Nutshell. Although I did vote to leave.

He smells nice I bet. Probably wears Mandate or Denim.

I thought as the Team had 'trained well' this week (MP's words) we were a shoe in. Following yesterdays result I have started injecting heroin into my eyeballs and having my nads stamped on by the ICF just to ease the pain.

Brighton, obviously.

I do a 520 mile round trip for every home game. More recently I have been questioning my sanity...

Is he the new Chinese lad? Can he play up front?

I work for Coca Cola. We're getting out of Soccer and ploughing our dollars into Orienteering.

And I got a hand job from Ralph.

That's well smart...

Sturgill Simpson - A Sailor's Guide to Earth

I think Pelle would take a deflection off his arse at the moment.