Crazy Diamond

They have the internet in Portsmouth?

What makes it all the more stranger is that none of their players appealed.

Desperate stuff from the bucket rattlers.

Bonus points for the use of 'oscillation'

I seem to remember Zelina getting the better of Villa a few years ago.

Nixon knows his stuff. Was on the money with Sam Gallagher's loan deal.

Ah yes I remember turning the TV on before school one morning and there it was. Radio 2 event? I'm hoping Mr. Mason will be on drums next month. I remember seeing that on the news - my parents had been at that gig I think.

The structure that we built in 2005/2006 and recently tore down is better than that sh*te!

LOLZ as the kids say. Well, quite... http://www.thisisanfield.com/2015/07/second-string-liverpool-xi-bring-europa-league-success/ My bad, they've been sensible about it... After writing an entire article in which they build themselves up as though to suggest they can do it. "Using a second-string XI will be a considerable risk, but Liverpool do have the quality in their ranks to progress. "Whether they can truly succeed, however, is unlikely."

I saw a Liverpool fan-written article that suggested their second string were good enough to win the Europa League... You have to hand it to them, they know a thing or two about arrogance...

Well I'm feeling rather smug, I have myself a ticket to see Mr. Gilmour down at the Brighton Centre on September 5th. Never thought I'd be able to see him as tickets are very expensive and like gold dust. Out of the corner of my eye last night on Twitter I saw a post that said there was a pre-sale for a single gig before he embarks on a world tour, so I jumped at the chance and got myself a ticket. As you may deduce from my username, I'm a bit of a fan... Anyone else going? Seen him or the Floyd before?

Isn't that lovely.

European time difference I would suspect, though if I'm wrong I'm sure it'll be pointed out...

So when Gregory Vignal was our biggest signing and we were happy for a last minute equaliser at S****horpe, it was perfectly rational to think we would be in the Europa League a few years later? Doubt it.

Saints in Europe. How mad would that sound back in the late 2000s?

If there's a big match on, with a lot at stake, then naturally people are going to tune in... And those big matches tend to include the big teams, so Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool and United being up there shouldn't come as much of a surprise.

Bit weird to be looking up player's wives on Facebook and reporting back if you ask me. Like contacting players that have been linked with us - Alexander Büttner comes to mind.

West Ham are making a meal of it against Birkirkara, who have a keeper that can only parry the ball.

Basically, after ten pages, no one knows anything.

Yes I seem to recall Spurs getting money for not signing him... No wonder United don't like Levy, he can get money out of anything!

Tried that argument, it's fallen on deaf ears. Apparently it's both funny and totally called for.

Ah the obligatory YouTube clips. That didn't take long! Steve de Ridder looks quite good in some videos I've seen, let's give him another go...

Want to know what other clubs in League Two think of the blue few? This is from a write-up of a 'meet the manager' session at AFC Wimbledon, regarding Matt Tubbs. NA is Neal Ardley, the manager, Bassey is Simon Bassey the assistant manager. "As for Tubbs, we were ever going to lose him to one team, the one he signed for in January. It’s only 30 minutes for him there as opposed to over 2 hours travelling for us, and initially it was us and them after him – the latter the favourites... When we won at Fratton Park, and Tubbs showed his non-celebration, NA and Bassey were inbetween him as they walked off, and NA said “I wouldn’t want to play for that lot”…"

I just hope he's worth it. Having not seen him play a second of football I'm relying on these legions of **** journalists who tell me he's pretty good.

Could you write a book or run a news agency if you didn't have contacts? You wouldn't get very far.