Crazy Diamond

Everton's lost were abysmal last week, has to be said.

Try sitting where I do. Bloke behind me says it's the worst he's ever seen us play... Not this particular game, EVERY game for the last three seasons. I'm really not kidding. He turns up just to have a moan.

Waiting to hear the outrage that spaces aren't big enough for caravans...

It's great Turks, we have the half-and-half scarf sellers, supporters that bring selfie sticks, plus the 'football tourists' (we were joined by 'supporters' from Belgium today here to see Toby Alderweireld, Thibaut Courtois and Eden Hazard). We're a proper club now!

Luton on the way up after a non-league nightmare whilst their opponents going the other way. Love it.

Boring.

It's about time you changed your location isn't it? Nine months, some considerable time ago!

From the person that brought up Hypo using another account to get around his ban, some considerable time ago...

Maybe they should try switching jobs for a bit, seeing as they're both struggling.

Agreed, let's not detract from the original point of this thread - showing up MLG. Oh wait.

Sorry but what are you captain of exactly? The SS D*ckhead?

Yes, apparently a director stood up and applauded him as he was substituted... Classy.

Just had a look at their thread about Matt Tubbs. Brilliant reply by someone claiming to be ITK... "it is a message board I do not have to prove anything to be true" Skates all over!

He's done something good at last - wiped the smile off of Poyet's face...

AFC Wimbledon fans will even admit their team isn't much cop beyond Akinfenwa and Tubbs, this is a bad result for the fishy few...

Bought it today on Steam (which is still a steam-ing pile of sh*t) as it was on offer. Didn't play '14 as I just couldn't get into it, hopefully this is a lot better...

EAR LOBES

Get in there Wombles!

League One, average of two points per game. Terrible. Just terrible.

Going Back Home by Roger Daltrey and Wilko Johnson. Were there any other albums released this year?

'Cost us the league' - yes because two promotions were terrible weren't they. I suppose you'd have done a better job?

I doubt we'll hear from him tonight, he's going to be very busy dealing with Elia's transfer on Football Manager.

It's nice to hear we're acting so quickly. Judgement on the guy ought to be reserved until he's actually played a few matches...

Lots of spaces... for fans that won't turn up anyway. A wise investment.

Thank you. Although I am not a religious man I appreciate it.