Crazy Diamond

I don't care what the rest say, having a stalker is quite flattering. If it goes bad though I'm telling Lou. She's a copper you know.

Possibly, I really can't remember.

In my defence I'd probably been banned for squabbling. That and it was ten years ago, incredibly.

I was on SaintsForever and don't remember any of that apart from tub girl - that one is hard to forget...

The old c*nt who always complains behind me at SMS though said after our loss to Swansea 'we don't score enough goals.' This from the bloke that even found room to talk b*llcks when we were beating Sunderland 8 - 0.

BUT we've also hit the 'woodwork' more than any other team.

Got him from Middlesbrough and sold him to Stoke didn't we? Dark days back then. Remember Alan Bennett? Nightmare debut in the opening game of the 07/08 season and we ended up losing 4 - 1 to Crystal Palace at home. I can clearly remember a lengthy thread on how bad he was but to his credit he turned it around and we were gutted to see him leave in the end. He's just returned to Cork City where he was was brought to England from by Reading - along with a certain Shane Long - after a spell at AFC Wimbledon. A reversal from his stint with us, he started very well for them and helped them stay in the Football League, but ended up falling out of favour with management and fans as he appeared to slow down dramatically and lose his spark.

No idea Mr. Bearsy, I only got a C in mathematics at GCSE level!

Blimey. That was one hell of a guess. Yeah why not. How will I recognise you? Or will you be in uniform?

I'm more amazed that the bloke who runs the Blackpool forum has made more than a million posts.

Yes that certainly is impressive.

No need to panic Mr. Bearsy, I'm only joking. It's the very matter-of-fact tone, sounds a bit police-like! I'll have a drink with you Lou. There. Anyone else brave enough?

I've not heard any criticism of him. Not since the West Brom game anyway. Players go in and out of form, you'd have thought people would know that by now. When you're a striker it's more noticeable.

So Lou, how long have you worked for the police?

Not really sure why it's such a mystery that they call us scum. Doesn't every football club call its rival scum? Or do they just to do it in the bestest possible way?

Is that 'financial fair play' or 'fortress fat pipes' ?

What are Liverpool worrying about us for?!

Bet you were a riot at Christmas parties. Literally!

I heard there was a problem with the car park at FP and there wasn't room for the busses. Shame.

He's not come through our academy, he's not a Saints fan by birth, and I question whether or not he's hungry. Don't think we should risk signing such an undedicated, misfit character like that.

You'd have thought when he committed assault on one of his own team mates that might be enough.

Where would this forum be without YouTube?

Big result that. Very pleasing indeed. United have a tough game at West Ham tomorrow so we could enjoy a bit more time in third yet.

Fight to the death between the two I say. Hoping for a draw.

MLG is furiously typing his reply as we speak.