Elias

Meanwhile......back in the transfer window, fan taken in by Twitter WUMs.

That is very interesting. Thanks.

P.mpey going down with no money in the bank !

3-1, brilliant.

QPR pull another back.

It isn't their weakest team.

And playing **** football, buying players with no resale value for stupid money. Smaller stadium and fan base too.

For £8 million or so.

Stoke have spent loads to establish themselves in the Premier League. Crouch, Jones, Beattie, Palacios, Huth, Kitson, etc. Not plucky underdogs by any measure.

Is Javi likely to be investigated by the Savile police then? Wouldn't be surprising.

Is she a real woman?

Did he ever try?

Is he still with Amy?

He could hold the key to a new username for you?

I heard he's about to sign.

I loved it when he moved to Southampton, changing from eccentric foreign supporter into crazed murderous goon.

What happened to Javi? Did he learn English and become MLG?

It would indeed. That was priceless. What a charmer he was.

He did love banning people. Probably more than he loved Saints. Amygate was a bit amusing. Anyone saved any of it?

Whatever happened to Keith? Did he go into hiding?

Crap usernames. Things like Saints 'til I die, etc. Crap usernames.

I had a couple of usernames. Ended up on the current one when Keith banned one of them and I happened to be watching Platoon.

Oh dear. They won't even catch on as they don't contain the word 'ner'. **** songs, **** fans.

Max Gradel to p.mpey?

Sorry, I meant Steele. Jason Steele is meant to be signing for Leeds too. From the same source.