Convict Colony

Just cos we are putting up old school tunes this is my fav by a long way, wicked tunes, gold chains and hair all whilst looking tough in a playground. If we had Poke still I'd volunteer Gazzaniga having a song called "I ain't no poke"[video=youtube;2TN-kDEKxF0]

I had the misfortune of living in Australia when I joined but now I am living in District 9 aka Johannesburg I should be something more bad ass like "The Hijack Kid" or "Gunsforshowknivesforapro". Or I could just call myself Nelson or Simba but they dont sound cool, actually f*ck it I am gonna look into changing it to Rorkesdrift or Zulusr****.

How about Bearsy investigates the perfect woman shape ? I am talking breasticles and their perfect sizing combined with their butt size. There is an awesome example at my work as she looks like she could bounce right back up if she fell forwards or backwards. I would ask for a photo but I don't think she would appreciate me posting on of here here, needless to say I will try and do a sneaky.

I give up, 3 posts used.

My bad http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/4/9/5/1/49519/m/q/V/F/mqVF/jiggle_juggs.gif

Not seen some for a while on here and needed to get back to basics ahead of the match thread tomorrow. http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/4/9/5/1/49519/m/q/V/F/mqVF/jiggle_juggs.gif

Its on South African TV and its a Friday, surely we must win now given we've been **** every other time I have watched since I got here.

Happiness

Just cos.

I am the best follower of the match threads, where else will I see asian bus attendants, bouncing boobs and slutty nuns with the occasional goal chucked in. Awesome.

On the match thread that is

I'm just happy we stil have a season, I can guarantee every match i will see some bouncing knockers so that makes me very happy.

36 Currently living in District 9 aka Johannesburg via Singapore and Melbourne when i first joined the forum hence the name, originally from Hereford. First game I can't remember but my last was the 2-0 win over palace on boxing day.

Having moved to Aus, then Singapore and now Johannesburg I can confirm all this sh*t takes absolutley ages. Something's are easy and quick but all things government or shipping invariably can take a long time. Just to get my approved visa into my passport for South Africa took me a month of going to the embassy every other day to try and get them to move their arse faster. We scored 3 last time out so I don't think we should be too concerned if he misses the Leicester game, a happy Lee plays a lot better than an unhappy one.

Who can I sue for emotional distress and time wasting ?

Pregnant wife last time, now not so much, made me laugh about no brainer moving south

What is it with professional sportsman not wanting to move up north or down south. I've lived in a load of countries and I'm just a fan, people dont grow 2 heads when your 100 miles away from home. I am led to the conclusion these players are inept as human beings or their girlfriends who are holding the reins are. This is my number 1 bugbear with these numpties,fairplay to sharp but others !!!

Right or wrong these rhymes maybe but this one had me in stitches.

I'm doing this as well, never done it before but what time should I am to get there as have a few hours drive beforehand so was gonna aim for 11:00am, any idea's ?

Gold, it needed airing early in the thread

hahahah gold

Awesome, reading this in a pool in Bali and is the best 2 posts I have read here.

I have followed him for a while now and he is pretty good and mentioned before NA was officially announced as our manager that saints were going to get a well thought of manager who would help bring success and was going places.

Doesn't really count but I have just come back from India, Nepal and Tibet and I was spending $20 sgd a minute at Everest Base Camp (Tibetan Side) following the updates of the management saga via this forum.

Sorry if posted elsewhere but just spotted this on twitter posted by the football agent bloke "it is my understanding NC will go young, English and with success on the CV already." @footballagent46