Convict Colony

awesome 2 more post and I will reach 100

Random one for you guys incase you have never been but when i went and lived in australia I didn't think my englishness would be a wow factor for me. How wrong I was. If you can talk like hugh grant when he is getting sucked off you have it made in Aus as your only competition are a bunch of thick, short sighted retards who wear vests to go out in. Aussie chicks love themselves some englishmen

hey I think you gents who are down on brazil either got blown out loads or didnt go where I went. I saw amazingly fit birds everywhere but I am pretty convinced the 8 pints a day I consumed had nothing to do with it. I can't be kobbing an argie out of national loyalty.

Sorry Toyko's I was being foolish and didnt read what you wrote about big birds, I just assumed you liked em

Oh my god, its all just clicked for me. Toyko says he like's big bird, then we see Bird Bird with a fat hairy mammoth which leads me to deduce Toyko is actually Mr. Snuffleupagus......................................

What's the definition of relative humidity ??? The sweat on your ******** when your f*cking your sister

Am glad you posted that picture Tokyo as I thought you weren't in this sort of big birds !!! http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2012/10/4/1349350497496/Big-Bird-and-friend-on-Se-010.jpg

Good spot but reasoning is applicable to all asian countries unless some tall smoking hot birds have appeared on the scene and I don't mean 6ft big handed ladies either.

Hang about I think I found one showing Tokyo, I thought the judge told you that you had to be at least 100m away ??

look I have found a female Bear for Bearsy to get it on with while she walks the dog. for this plan to go ahead I think you will have to agree that Tokyo gets to video it and put on the main board and call it "How we can get round the back". 2 human bears banging might even give alpine a smile.

You just know Hanna wants to be spanked by a father figure, massive norks but reckon she could be a mentalist

Interesting I could of sworn he was getting passed around Serie A teams, having said that Milan arent all that anymore so if you had to choose between Mexes and Kjaer who would you pick ? Mexes - 30yrs old seems to have had knee and ligament issues http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/philippe-mexs/profil/spieler_5422.html Kjaer - 23yrs old (prefer him already) no major injuries and looks a bit cheaper http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/simon-kjaer/profil/spieler_48859.html

hahahaha I typed in Massive Tits and this came up hahahah

look at the size of these, they'd keep your ears warm at night I just realised that they are a photo shop so its ruined the dream for me, I would love to see her try a handstand if they were that big.

I will only if I can say what a fantastic job the team is doing a guly is the standout player for us this season. This is dangerous game cos I am too lazy to read the rules so I could be getting in trouble sharpish.

Tokyo why are you posting Brock Lesnar on here, this was a thread of *****rs or foxes haha Having said that I wouldn't mind getting these 2 in the ring

I am a keen fan of greek women's football when they look like this But I am not loving this look.

This is what I was loving inn Venezuela ut obviously minus the midget

Sorry being a newbie with new power I fecked it up Porta Pottys Ninja's

Ninja convention at 2 o'clock, no wonder all the arab dudes hire these fit western birds to be their porta pottys. Ninja: Porta Potty's: And if you are wondering today was the day I got round to paying the 5quid cos I have been too lazy before so I am talking absolute **** on many threads, apologies.

The romanians obvious have good internet

Maybe if I talked about birds you wished you'd shgged he would comment but as I said I think he has been stolen by a romanian travelling circus and is now dancing the jig to a load of peasants in Transylvania.

Tokyo me old china, you know that as we head towards winter bears look to hibernate. I expect bearsy is currently trying to maximise the amount of ****s he can get in before 5 months of the 5 knuckle shuffle in a snow cave whilst at the same time over eating Frey Bentos pies to ensure his fat levels are up.

Spurs will become our feeder team FACT. I've always just wanted to say FACT after a statement, don't think it wil happen though

Whatever happened to Phillippe Mexes was he playing for AC Milan cos him and Kjaer were rated as the next big things who haven't really delivered on the early promise. In an ideal world we would have a brute as 1 CB and 1 cultured ball playing one as the other but beggars can't be choosers at the moment so i just want a clean sheet next game. I know it was suggested elsewhere before but Alderweireld from Ajax sounds just the ticket for us. Did he play v City last night ?