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Having thought about awesome old programmes I've changed my avatar to Alf the cat eating alien from the 80's. He even made sandwiches out of them, that takes some doing.

I bet japanese men are gutted that they don't issue you with a japanese tolerant dong on arrival, maybe they could look at implementing that. Not watched derek and from what I heard its depressing, wouldn't want to watch it in 4D (look it up it is apparently possible in some Japanese cinema's) as the whole programme you would get the aroma of **** and crapped pants which could be attractive for some of the Saintsweb members as they are probably only used to their own versions.

hahahah maybe toyko is Mac I forgot he falls in love with a super hot tranny and gets fat, also check out **** towel that he invents as I am also proud to say I own the towel for obvioulsy having a massive dong rather than tiny asian one which would sort of apply to Tokes/mac. **** Towel - "The towel actually shows two different dicks on it: it can be turned one way to show a "big monster cock", and then flipped around the other way to show a "baby ****." Next up would be bearsy with kitten mittens

Ok coolio never heard of those but will scope it up later. Only thing about vikings is it makes us seem like pussies but I can rationalise this by the fact they are picking on the northerners at present and haven't made it past york. I am rethinking my sunny reference and mayble you and tokes are actually more like the Mcpoyles ? do you drink milk and shower together and do this to your sister ?

Ok I did some indepth research (went 3 pages back) and could not see any comment on Its always sunny in Philadelphia. It is up to season 8 I believe now, has Danny de Vito in it and if you visit the muppet show its right up your street. Hookers, Peados, mafia, crack addiction, rats and ****ing classic comedy, very un-American

Not read any if this thread so apologies if already covered in depth elsewhere Just some current and old favs: Vikings - awesome haircuts Always Sunny in Philadelphia - imagine Tokyo as Mac and Bearsy as Charlie Breaking Bad - for those who want to see where Bearsy got yo from yo. House of Lies - Anyone who works with consultants can relate, lots of tits. Parks and Rec - Jean Ralphio is my hero Walking Dead - fairly annoying but I only watch it for the good deaths. Game of Thrones - dwarves banging Justified - decent Homeland - got both series and both lead characters annoy the hell out of me I have to keep fast forwarding past their bits which mean I only watch 20mins out of 50. The woman is mental and the only cool dude is a bloke in 2nd series who kills bad guys. Downloaded community and thought it was pants now iTunes keeps trying to get me to download the other episodes but I refuse.

yeah and its nice to see other people recognise what the club is trying to do in the more intelligent media.

Another - most improved teams this year in Europe !! http://www.whoscored.com/Blog/oird9vxle0syj6hrlbqjug/Show/Team-Focus-Sides-Progressing-Regressing-in-2013

Just saw this and thought f*cking hell this will send this place into meltdown, I have a lot of time for the Bleacher Report, always interesting Saints stories and forward looking with regards to tactics and potential.

Like ^

what is with the blue paper ? am I missing something and its a contractual obligation or have we built up a blue paper stockpile that we need to get rid of ?

hahaha they are loving Shurlock on their forum and Saint Garrett. http://www.kumb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=147115&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=120

pity you didn't mention Federici was an aussie in the "lost his bottle" bit, that did make me chuckle. Nice article though.

Don't know if it was posted elsewhere but Ricky v Eng Strikers http://www.eplindex.com/30011/rickie-lambert-england-stats-compared-rooney-sturridge-defoe-welbeck.html

Taken from the West Ham page on http://www.whoscored.com/ West Ham Style Atempt crosses often Take a lot of shots Long balls Play with width Control the game in the opposition's half Attacking down the left Aggressive Play the offside trap

woke up early at 4am and started reading the post match reactions thread and thought I'd not seen alpine on the post match threads for a while so decided to do a bearsy esq "investigates". Seems Alp's hasn't posted on any our of our victory threads since 16th march which seems contrary to his last post on one below. So does Alps only come out when negativity is needed ? or will this post elicit some awesomeness 16th March Thread: Saints 3 Liverpool 1 - Post Match Reactions by alpine_saint Replies 275 Views 18,950 Poll: I agree, but lets try to make sure we dont throw... I agree, but lets try to make sure we dont throw any more silly points away that may be critical. Btw, win, draw or lose, I post my reaction after EVERY game. Not my fault some of you only look...

hahahahaha thanks

I've got spackman I think and he is pro reading, the other commentator completely disagreed when he thought it was a stonewall penalty for Reading. Interestingly I also have Brian Mcdermott as guest at half time, incest.

Vanishing girls caught my attention

Boooommmm Article to accompany above diagram with same commentary as most of the above. http://footballspeak.com/post/2012/02/01/Marcelo-Bielsa-An-Enigma.aspx

All those months ago of me posting Biesla and chile's tactics have paid off for you, gonna dig that bad boy out and re-post

Some more on the Bleacher report - http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1593564-mauricio-pochettino-how-his-tactics-at-southampton-are-taking-out-the-big-boys

Looking ahead a few years i reckon this will be most of you.

Hang on I've seen her before in a somewhat nastier place than LA

Am I crazy but would lambert, Rodriguez and lallana be not a bad forward 3 for England.