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The problem is that we are being hamstrung in our own ambitions by our historical thinking of who southampton should be bidding for. Whilst I agree he is probably out of range for us now who would of thought this time last year we would of spent 30 mil on players in the summer !!!

Oh I thought they wanted to use De Brunye or was that for the Schurrle deal ?, maybe De Brunye fancies dortmund more. Ho much do you reckon he is on then ? 40k ?

Completely agree but i suspect he will be pulled back to Chelsea and they will sign Falcao and he will be lucky if he sits on the bench cos of Ba/Torres so all this good work this season will be lost. Worth a bid ?

Think since Luke has been out that it has unbalanced both the back line and also the forward line as he really pushes to the bye line or look for a quick inside ball. Fox seems to get 10 yards past the half way line and look up and lob the ball in, it is all too predictable also his decision making on the defence didn't seem too flash. To be fair though a lot of people were bad today so plenty to work on during the week. I do think Morgan is a french robot, the dude can just run and intercept and tackle like a machine, france could do with him in their team. Thought Mayuka worked hard when he came on and closed down well twice which led to opportunities, Boruc was real good again, as was morgan and steve. What are the thoughts about changes in formation or personnel for the next game v Spurs ?

Taking care of others following a traumatic event . . . Listen carefully Spend time with the traumatized person Offer your assistance and a listening ear even if they have not asked for help Help them with everyday tasks like cleaning, cooking, caring for children etc . . . Give them time to be alone Help them stay away from alcohol and drugs Keep in mind what they've been through Don't try to explain it away Don't tell them that they are lucky it wasn't worse Don't take their anger, other feelings or outbursts personally

On another note are Fox and Ridgewell identical twins, same **** hair and **** tattoo sleeves playing **** at left back.

hahahaha awesome.

Better team won so was a fair result, I thought it was a good example of how a great counter attacking team can expose the more pressing focused sides. Their best player isn't even their's, no argument with all 3 red cards, thought Gaston was having a good game before the card and injected some pace into the ball into the final 3rd. The speed of passing was too slow and all our chances seemed to end up with us lobbing a cross to 4 WBA players, Ricky invisible, Jay frustrated. Plus points are that we will probably at least get to see Vegard or Targett in the LB slot for the next game and it was our 1st loss in 7 (only Arsenal, Man U, Chelsea got more points in 6 games) which I would of taken before City/Chelsea/Liverpool games Not too disheartened and not too bad a result elsewhere.

Ok we have Fox until Shaw recovers from his ligament damage for the Sunderland game, his dead balls have been excellent but its going forward and backwards he isn't too good at. At least you would hope he could do 1 thing well.

I also did wonder about their abilities to float but seeing as all of them were doing i presumed that it wasn't a big deal in japan cos everyone can, but the towels seem to be selective hhmmm Also check out the dude with his hand and dodgy liquid coming out on the back right grey hair

Thanks Crabs, I've hardly played my FM 13 game as I have the patience of a 3yr old after a kg of sugar but I am going to copy all the work you did above and see how I get on. Let me know what tweaks you have made.

Nice stats based preview http://www.whoscored.com/Matches/615286/Preview Love how they predict we will score from a direct free kick, we will still the ball often and WBA will be offside a lot and we will win 3-1.

Tokes are you the dude in the middle on his front with the white flannel on his head ? you look like you are grooming that dude to the left of you, must be discussion prices no and lying down to hide your boner ? Also whats with the towels on the head ? do you get a towel if your **** pops out past your pubes or something ?

Admittedly I re-read that with an eye for detail like stevie wonder but all I see in that thread is all stripper/hooker bits, you should of put up that fake threesome one, you know the 2 fat chicks and one of em gets on her computer rather than bang ya.

Rupert the bear is well gay so I say yes Bearsy is Rupert given the fact he couldnt get laid in brothel FACT.

what like this ?

Seriously given the fact the average SWF member is clinically obese this should be the tune you garcons are rocking out to hahaha [video=youtube_share;QRvZsIGwu84]

Just cos we are talkin germany I saw this the other day and don't know if this was picked up else where but a really good article on Dortmund and their recovery from nearly being bankrupt and their graduation to champions league football. Something for us to aspire to given similarities of our stories (I am not comparing the club size just CL affordability) especially more so the fact they are a selling club, hopefully something we will only have to do in extremis. http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/apr/23/jurgen-klopp-borussia-dortmund

Just checked and that Nathan for you looks well funny http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/nathan-for-you Will download it when I get out of the kalahari and get decent internet again. Kalahari = increased post count

Having thought about awesome old programmes I've changed my avatar to Alf the cat eating alien from the 80's. He even made sandwiches out of them, that takes some doing.

I bet japanese men are gutted that they don't issue you with a japanese tolerant dong on arrival, maybe they could look at implementing that. Not watched derek and from what I heard its depressing, wouldn't want to watch it in 4D (look it up it is apparently possible in some Japanese cinema's) as the whole programme you would get the aroma of **** and crapped pants which could be attractive for some of the Saintsweb members as they are probably only used to their own versions.

hahahah maybe toyko is Mac I forgot he falls in love with a super hot tranny and gets fat, also check out **** towel that he invents as I am also proud to say I own the towel for obvioulsy having a massive dong rather than tiny asian one which would sort of apply to Tokes/mac. **** Towel - "The towel actually shows two different dicks on it: it can be turned one way to show a "big monster cock", and then flipped around the other way to show a "baby ****." Next up would be bearsy with kitten mittens

Ok coolio never heard of those but will scope it up later. Only thing about vikings is it makes us seem like pussies but I can rationalise this by the fact they are picking on the northerners at present and haven't made it past york. I am rethinking my sunny reference and mayble you and tokes are actually more like the Mcpoyles ? do you drink milk and shower together and do this to your sister ?

Ok I did some indepth research (went 3 pages back) and could not see any comment on Its always sunny in Philadelphia. It is up to season 8 I believe now, has Danny de Vito in it and if you visit the muppet show its right up your street. Hookers, Peados, mafia, crack addiction, rats and ****ing classic comedy, very un-American

Not read any if this thread so apologies if already covered in depth elsewhere Just some current and old favs: Vikings - awesome haircuts Always Sunny in Philadelphia - imagine Tokyo as Mac and Bearsy as Charlie Breaking Bad - for those who want to see where Bearsy got yo from yo. House of Lies - Anyone who works with consultants can relate, lots of tits. Parks and Rec - Jean Ralphio is my hero Walking Dead - fairly annoying but I only watch it for the good deaths. Game of Thrones - dwarves banging Justified - decent Homeland - got both series and both lead characters annoy the hell out of me I have to keep fast forwarding past their bits which mean I only watch 20mins out of 50. The woman is mental and the only cool dude is a bloke in 2nd series who kills bad guys. Downloaded community and thought it was pants now iTunes keeps trying to get me to download the other episodes but I refuse.