Convict Colony

Ever Banega as our 2nd central midfielder (Jack Corks job) Been running Valencia this season and a Argie. http://www.whoscored.com/Players/33724

5 players in. £55m maximum spend; Mine based purely on a belief that these could in this hypothetical world be possible. 1 valued at £15m+ (max 25ish) - Artur Vidal - Juventus - CM 1 valued between £10m-15m - Gonzalo Castro - Bayer Leverkusen -Everywhere 2 valued between £5m-10m - Mehdi Benatia Udinese - CB, Juan Cuadrado - Fiorentina - RW 1 free transfer - Fagner from Wolfsburg purely for the Lols.

Reminds me of Roy's recruitment.

Have to say no way I can see the Don buying anyone from Blackpool after winning his showdown talks, expect Italy or Spain to provide the quality improvement. I'm not sure if Milt's blatant b*llsh*tting about Kelvin has worried all those former ITK's but its tumbleweed quiet on here.

Not quicker than he can, let's just ask him why he got banned and what the joke was and voila

It's bear season and I'm a redneck with a case of beer and a 12 gauge

Thinking about it he is gonna be unbearable (see what I did there) so I think we go into beat down mode if he hasn't got some interesting stories from his time staring into the abyss.

Too right I'm changing mine to a bear hunting sign.

Without being viewed as cynical on South African news they are saying she is taking the baby back as then she avoids prosecution in china as it was an "accident". If that is the case then china may well make wicked gadgets at cheap prices and make Karl pilkington dry gag but its a morally bankrupt country, reminds me of the 2 trucks who ran over the same 5 yr old in the street and people continued walking past the dead body for an hour or something (from memory).

Where is this dumb bear yo's ? I could of sworn Pyongyang Saint said he would be back on Thursday yo and in Saaafffff aaaaffrriikkaaa it's thurs now otherwise known as Phuza Thursday = get ****ed

Does this mean you are exercising cos you is really fat yo and have man boobs ?

Surely we do what we normally do and pretend he isn't there and ignore all his posts ?

hahahaha fairplay.

Don't suppose we can buy 14yr olds off AC Milan can we ?

West Ham are really going for a youth policy aren't they ! "Massimo Ambrosini has an offer from West Ham should he terminate his Milan love affair at the end of the season. According to Sport Mediaset, the 35-year-old could be set for a move to England if he isn’t offered a new 12-month deal at Milanello."

Based solely on what I have read here http://forzaitalianfootball.com/2013/05/is-it-time-for-roma-and-osvaldo-to-kiss-and-make-up/ I would prefer Lamela rather than Osvaldo. Plays right midfield/forward and is more of a team player. If anyone is really a bored a list of all the Argentineans who play in Serie A maybe useful.

Why do I get the feeling we have been posting longer about Bearsy's banning longer than he has actually been baned for ?

How do we get a email MP to talk to him about Cuadrado

Instead of Sinclair I am liking the look of Juan Cuadrado a Colombian who plays for Fiorentina on the right wing. 24yrs old, scores goals, great rating on http://www.whoscored.com/Players/44868 and transfermarkt lists him at 8million.

What !!! I thought he would be back this week, dat is bullpoo. He's gonna have a big head and small boner when he catches up on all these threads. We better put a plan in place to slate him when he comes back, something like "how much better was this place without Bearsy" or "So we are agreed Tokyo is the new boss of the Muppet Show".

Not that this ever had legs for us outside my brain I see once I posted the above Napoli have been rumoured to be eager to make a move for 14mil. "Napoli are close to signing Udinese's Mehdi Benatia with an offer of €13-15million (Alfredo Pedulla)" Transfer Central Twitter https://twitter.com/TransferNewsCen

hahaha saw this on not606 posted by Jose Fonte Baby - "For the record, I heard that we're after a big forward & winger, to be sponsored by a F1 team & have an Adidas kit." Needless to say everyone thought Ferrari as we wear red, funny how they missed Maurussia is also a red F1 team.

hahahahaha

Interesting to see the gulf in clubs within the league http://www.sussex.ac.uk/Users/iane/cannyclubs.php

Stoked and looking forward to the transfer gossip. Great effort by the lads and with some new additions we could be good for next season.