Convict Colony

I think if you reviewed all of my 557 previous posts it would be full of insightful and articulate points that has everyone reading them nodding their head in agreement with my excellent points.

You already King of the forum yo ! I thought Tokes was like your court jester who you put up with for a while before you send DP to impale him with a golf club, something I think he is willing to do more and more each day as Ramadan is starting to give him such boredom he's run out of golf stories as he's used em all up. It would be awesome if BBC (thats what I am calling him now) was a gay dude, would be amusing watching the papers wondering why he hasn't slayed some birds when he is like 18.

Stupid swear filter enabling other posters to put in other swear words in my sentences. Why do we even have a swear filter, who dreamed that up and surely we should be allowed to use the english language as we see fit, this is like infringing on my human rights !! PS Baby Cambridge is a homo

There is 1 baby who guarantee's me days off, free **** and an excuse to drink a ****load and I'll give you a guess it ain't baby cambridge. The mexican baby gets my vote.

I would also like to point out trousers as being something blokes wear, not I am shopping on behalf of "trousers" SW poster homie

I reckon they need to start doing squats and lunges on that beach, when I go shopping for trousers I don't wear pants on purpose so I can try on the trousers and the ones I don't like get a good lunge in them :-) You could of tried on my poo and sweaty balls, hope you don't mind.

DP I don't know where the be impressed or horrified, but since it's the weekend I'm gonna mayuka a star on this thread Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 2

To celebrate thought I'd share this lady who seems to of got caught in some barbed wire or something

Well done invismod, please make yourself known so I can slag off the others who were enjoying their sunday afternoon instead of watching this forum looking for innocent offenders such as myself :-)

whooo hoo and to celebrate this is the WAG of whoever signs next, I want to ensure we are keeping it on topic on the main board. If you dispute this statement then reflect on the fact that all footballers by law have to have birds who model bikini thongs as part of the footballer law, we've been rumoured to be interested in this chick who has in turn been rumoured to be interested in a footballer. you heard it here first

528 views and still no MOD !!!!! Come on boys are you on your pre-season training, working on your cursor speed and infraction rules !!

I'd have to ask Phil as he is the puppet master pulling the strings

Since you butt munchers haven't advised I think I may have to default back to either Friday or Trailer Park Boys which I might add is a sort of physical reflection of the mental state of participant in the MS.

Next question, should I watch Oblivion ?

Floridan gangsta's are weak as ****, 2 chicks wearing pink balaclava's and luminous yellow bikini's walk up to the main mans house at night and shoot about 20 gangsta's with 2 9mm's and don't reload once and walk out with his orange lambo. Its like a real life fairytale. Respect James Franco he was decent in it.

Steal some other plebs car surely, don't want a bright orange lambo when your going to go shoot at people, nice interlude with Brittany Spears as well

Quick photo since this thread is still alive of Bearsy in Ibiza Invismod you should hurt yourself several times for your slackness, Dubai Phil was right to bet me to do this.

They should of had that in the tour de france.

Lovely jubbly

Bearsy please explain why any normal gangster would go and do a drive by in his Lamborghini ? thats just stupid imagine how much it costs to get the bullet holes removed, he can't claim that on insurance !!

We were once linked with Anna Kournikova during the Woodward stage, something about getting on the balls and shooting regularly !!

Got a headache ?

Bus was taking too long so Tokes took the subway. PS is this the longest a MS thread has lasted on the main board ?

My bad, the 1 redeeming quality is the amount of tits in this movie though, fairplay

Meanwhile in Japan Tokes is waiting for the bus