Convict Colony

Sorry i know its our thread but Sturridge in super selfish shocker, even the commentator said its greedy and he is our "striker" for the work cup, he's now being subbed cos he is a ****.

Ok Flamini sent off

Polish secret service

Its on super sport 5 in south africa and my hotel only goes to super sport 3

hahaha sorry my stream is fecked so liverpool game on and twitter and here for saints

missed a **** penalty over the bar

penalty liverpool !!

suarez just ran half the field to make it 4-0

just seen the arsenal 2nd goal on tv and boruc needs to be saving that, he has got Serie A goalie skills all over that goal.

Talk is big, I am in bed

****

this is getting boring being right for over 30 yrs I hate being a forced pessimist.

Am having to watch this as stream is crap but aside from the goals the irony of Gareth Barry (on loan) injuring Lukaku (ankle ligaments) when Liverpool scored their 1st goal from a Surarez corner when the everton fans were throwing coins at him. Building your team on loans is never a good idea.

Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC 1m 44: What a save by Artur Boruc! Özil’s corner is flicked on to Koscielny, but the #SaintsFC ‘keeper makes a great stop. [1-0] I stand corrected, here is quicker

whats faster here or twitter, not seen anything on arturs save on there

We can't expect a young bloke to be perfect, we have a 15million italian striker ****ed by his own methods, we have a club legend striker injured, we have a african cup of nations player of the tournament not playing, we have sent a japanese international striker released, we have loaned an accomplished champ striker for the season, he is doing us a favour wanting to play as any **** agent would hold back his client from playing v arsenal.

Abhishtu ‏@WhamBamTambrahm 29s There are 3 Southampton players marking every Arsenal man. There are AT LEAST 33 Southampton players on the pitch now.

**** my stream twitter and here are quicker. Arsenal fans paying their respects: Shaikha Al Khalifa ‏@Shaikho14 40s Are we playing Southampton or Bayern.. Those Saints are playing like Bayern in disguise.. Edit - Everyone talking about us seems to be Man U or Arsenal fans

I just love the fact that in this instance she is the perfect woman in most blokes eyes for the perfect 1st date. Bloke shows up to a date, can't be ****ed and takes her to the cheapest restaurant for dinner. She is dressed like a absolute slut and has hired a 3 star hotel room for the evening in the knowledge she has somewhere to video him in privacy without her 18 kids walking in on her and ruining her scoop for the papers. Nando's is demolished and then he goes back to the room and ****s her or get's bj's for hours (****ing x factor yeah right !!!) then gets a lift home. in my book he is a legend, reckon Sam Gallagher will do the same after his hatrick tonight. Who said that chicken wasn't full of steroids !

Got a thread, usually reliable but we will see in 20mins. http://lag10.com/channel4

I was most disappointed when I found out this thread wasn't about stalking players !

Also is it me or is she displaying her hands in a weird manner, like she is showing the hands that have ****ed off a thousand seamen.

what do you reckon 2 or 3 std's ? and 4-5 kids Supermikey would spunk his beans up her no worries I reckon.

Now I have only just wiggled into this thread and I hope I am not too late in order to help SM with his date on Sunday. I see you were pretty firm on Costa coffee, I understand that, you're going for cultured european man, she is going for harder for you to spike her drink and rape her so I appreciate the neutral ground. However we know there is only 1 place that is good enough for premiership footballers, be it post training or being on a hot date with a northern student and you play for Man U, you have to take her to nando's. http://metro.co.uk/2014/01/27/adnan-januzaj-took-student-on-date-to-nandos-in-tracksuit-bottoms-4278512/ In Januzaj's defence, he was dropped off by his mum (please don't do this mikey) and the bird had her own hotel room (if she has you are in like flynn) but if you watch x factor then commit seppuku instantly. Also what time of day are you meeting her ? Morning would be tough but afternoon coffee leads to afternoon boozing and banging. Anyway good hunting wing commander and bone her for the team.

that didn't flow well with the above 2 posts amigo