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you haven't seen the size of our kat's kit kat

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I can't believe so many people are going for Laudrup on here and elsewhere, I can only put it down to not having read about him, 1 of many articles. He's being linked with Granada anyway at the moment so hopefully they will lock him up quickly. http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/swansea-sacked-michael-laudrup-phoning-3112286

Judging by the size of them they have probably been stealing the kit kats meant for the 11 o'clocksie's

So far I can determine the following: Pooch - Last week the express said he was staying and now this week he is going. Yakin - Has been linked with us, Sampdoria, Lazio, Frankfurt and thats just in the last 5mins on twitter Di Matteo - Some swiss links to Basel Tuchel - Update - Window Cleaner says Stuttgart Koeman - Was begging for the swansea job in March, so he can jog on http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/ronald-koeman-swansea-manager-job-3237655

hahahahahahhahahahaahahahahhaha respect you just keep going :-) It makes sense that we replace a manger who is dumping us for spurs with one who did last.

Kevin Palmer @kpsundayworld · 47m Senior Southampton players won't be surprised if Pocchetinho goes to Spurs. They suspected he was on his way some time ago #saintsfc #THFC Writes for ESPNFC and Sunday World irish paper

I hope he has Levy blocked on skype

Through out this epic I have realised I have a deep hatred for the word "understands". yeah AVB not happy with his neighbours

I penalised him on the fact that he couldn't grow his waist let alone a player

how has this thread not had this yet !!!!

One's i would take highlighted in bold, the other can go and give themselves a wedgie Favourites: Gus Poyet 5-1, Dan Petrescu 6-1, Neil Lennon 6-1, Malky Mackay 7-1, Roberto Di Matteo 7-1, Tim Sherwood 7-1, Alan Pardew 7-1, Andre Villas-Boas 10-1, Paco Jemez 10-1, Eddie Howe 12-1, Murat Yakin 12-1, Michael Laudrup 16-1, Oscar Garcia 16-1, Rafa Benitez 16-1, Glenn Hoddle 25-1, Matt Le Tissier 33-1, Harry Redknapp 66-1, Nigel Pearson 66-1, Steve McLaren 66-1. Jesus ****ing christ that is a bad list

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All the players are worried about is change as most humans are. I bet rooney is well p*ssed off he signed a new contract and expected to be made captain but that's all gone down the plug hole as Van Gaal will be tearing him a new one and VP is a definite for the captain. Our players knew where they stood with Pooch but now they need to prove themselves again to the new one, will he bring in new players into my position etc etc. They need to harden the feck up and be professional and earn their money, yeah its sad the boss is leaving but they always do, they should be professional enough to deal with it like they did with Adkins got booted. I bet

If he goes to spurs I hope he improves his loss percentage and that once great statistician Glasgow Saint gets proved right about win ratio's.

Someone has been reading my posts !!! http://talksport.com/football/southampton-update-murat-yakin-could-replace-pochettino-saints-claims-peach-14052792989

Yeah Tuchel is also up their on my like radar and he has now agreed settlement with Mainz, we'd just pay his final year = 1million euro's apparently so we would make money on Mopo :-) http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11903/9320545/bundesliga-mainz-agree-settlement-with-former-boss-thomas-tuchel

Yakin, great hair ;-)

Get Yakin in and make an offer for Shaqiri as a replacement for lallana and I would be stoked with that. Yakin - http://www.goal.com/en-za/news/4659/editorials/2014/04/10/4742934/the-next-guardiola-marvellous-murat-yakin-deserves-a-chance?ICID=PP_2265 Lallana v Shaqiri - http://www.squawka.com/news/xherdan-shaqiri-vs-adam-lallana-why-liverpool-must-turn-to-the-alternative/112354

Ok techul it is cos we will be awesome if he get the Dortmund job after us :-)

[ QUOTE=Saint 76er;1947448]Yakin has left Basel (isn't that pretty much Kat country in Switzerland?) and Tuchel has left Mainz. Either would appear as quality replacements with what they have achieved. Or the Chile chappie, who appears something of a like for like of the apparently departing MP. Sampaoli is leaving chile after the World Cup and has been studying English and Italian for over the last year in preparation of management.

Isn't he an accountant ? Think that explains all as they are all nerds

I'd expect Les Read is all over this and understands who is a quality manager rather than a name so if mopo goes I have a maybe somewhat displaced belief Les is on the ball regarding managers.

I won't judge the board on their failure to keep a manager but upon the quality of their replacement. If we get poyet, garcia, di matteo or Sherwood I will commit suicide by wine. Give me a foreign manager with success in another league who play the biesla way ie, sampaoli, techul or yakin I'd take that in heartbeat. Loss is easier to deal with when your excited by the potential of the future.

If you buy, read or follow the mirror then you should realise it isn't a proper paper its a comic like the sun