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I've yet to be able to watch any football as I spent the full 90mins looking out for the crowd last night. I think we should import some fans. and I am hoping for big things when argentina play

Nah phuket, having lived in Singers myself he will be on a 7pm flight on jet airways or something similar as its packed every friday and then get **** faced and see loads of pro's and trannies so a bit like visiting portsmouth

Can't remember if we are believing the mail on other stories or just ignoring their Saints one's but based on the below article Koeman won't be the next manager if Pelle is off to Leciester. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2656336/Leicester-City-set-swoop-8million-rated-Feyenoord-striker-Graziano-Pelle.html

haha ****ing hell that is bad luck

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Koeman has been around the block a bit and managed quite a few clubs, thought the younger guys would potentially commit to a longer term vision than a 51yr old.

Happy with Tuchel, Koeman or Yakin, all 3 will make something of us but from a long term perspective I'd go Tuchel/Yakin.

Who are the english based players behind that banner ?

**** I should of done that since I lived in Aus, moved to Singers and now in South Africa, stupid convicts

I know for a fact the cost increased as key people were paying off some of the builders for extra's.

I can only surmise you are either Glenn Hoddle or Eileen Drewery

Have to say the groundstaff are all really decent, always bantering on twitter so if you ping something their way they are more than likely gonna reply.

hahahaha made me chuckle mate

Now this a playstation game that could take golf to the next level. #Grandtheftgolf

the longer this goes on the less I do which is nothing as I do nothing anyway. Reckon my posting has increased 200% since it all kicked off.

and he follows loads of porn twitters

don't think rooney or ox are helping out the fullbacks much either and what is wilshire doing out there

whats the longest we've kept the ball ? you would of thought we would strive for possession football a bit more so they aren't knackered due to the weather in brazil.

see quite a few tweets in the last hour saying koeman will be announced tomorrow !!!

To be fair to Pelle it seems he is decent in his own right not just cos koeman rates him as he was a highlighted option in this article back in Jan when we got rid of Osvaldo. http://whatculture.com/sport/southampton-transfers-5-strikers-replace-dani-osvaldo.php/4

Yeah I am in the Rooney overrated camp, think he is detrimental to the team ethic as I just see him moaning a lot at the younger players, keep coming deep and basically just not worth the hassle. I really think he would be better at the moment from the bench as being a secret fatboy running around in the humidity isn't going to be nice for him. Front 3 for me currently is: Sturridge Lallana Sterling

Antananarivo, hot and humid as hell, unorganised and the surrounding area is prone to black death outbreaks. I was there 1 week before this happened. http://reliefweb.int/report/madagascar/plague-madagascar Lived in Singapore and flown out of loads of time for 4 yrs as well so can confirm changi is the best I have visited, the bags get through so quickly. Shout out to vancouver though as I liked that one.

Think it isn't about end positions etc but what he did with the club he had. There were apparently 10th when he took over, hardly had any money and coached (this seems to be a rare skill for managers) the players to be better and thus improved the team to finish 2nd I think.

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Boring Milner and Soccer guy are awesome. Picked some others out you might be interested in all parody accounts: @TweeterAlliss who takes the **** when he can @evilkagawa this one is bloody funny @bigjohnterry this one could be john terry @kaiwayne now this is ****ing funny, Wayne's kid basically swearing a lot etc @thebig_sam quality