Convict Colony

narcissistic injury, yellow card.

Decent tactical breakdown of the chelsea game

Guess Kraft got one of these early morning phones calls about a signing

Book myself off to a 1 way retreat in switzlerland

Ok on this I am calling utter bollocks on this. Hes not worth 2billion or anywhere near to that cos he owns like 10% of shares in the group. I would see Kraft more in the 10-20mil range.

i just want us to fluke 3pts and break derbys total.

Am not watch tonight, so you are all guaranteed a win.

I reckon he will give up on the man marking and return to zonal and maybe make 1 of the wingback sit in when the other goes, aside from that i cant really think of anything else cos he is playing 3 CBs still. Will be interesting, hopefully the team news tells us more.

The problem here is the assumption that there is a solution that would stop us being shit, we could play 3 styles for the remaining games and be equally crap, at least with 1 there is another assumption that the players would improve playing that style the more familar they are. I think in Ivan's case he is the little boy with the finger in the dyke, he's trying to stop the flood but he can't hold back the flood of shitness that is our squad. They can't play posession game well and now we are finding they cant play Ivans way well.

I am going with players as we have tried to different styles of football and they have been shit at both. We are running out of styles for them to not be shit. In reality though its recruitment from that winter spurge in this league last time that cost us. We didn't stay up, out PSR rating was in the shit can when we came up this time so couldn't improve our playing squad enough to fit the game model and survive. Improved recruitment would of helped mitigate it though but not solve this overriding issue.

It's like spurs under Ossie ardiles but we don't score goals to win 5-4

100% agree with this. I see this time and again on here, people forget players are assets to the club, people act like we aren't trying to run a profitable business but want us to spend lots of money. Must be Man City accountants.

1-1 didn't see the match, was it a good result ?

I only just found out who we are playing today cos of this thread. Apathy is high. Still.... 2-0 saints

I didnt realise when we signed the loch ness drogba it would be the hardly ever seen nessie portion we were getting

Viva La Vida by Coldplay I used to rule the world, Seats in the stadium unfurled, Now in the stands, we chant your name, Dragan, oh Dragan, lead the game. One minute I held the key, Next the locks were all that I could see, With Sport Republic at the helm, Dragan, oh Dragan, lead us well!

Juventus didnt rate the 50m euros cost to make him perm and their director has been tracking him for a few years. "But according to Calciomercato, Juventus would like to maintain Alcaraz on a permanent basis. As the source explains, the Bianconeri never intended to activate their buy option within the current terms, but they were willing to instill a high redemption fee to push the deal through as they were desperate to add a new midfielder to the fold. Therefore, Juve will have to renegotiate new terms with Southampton in the summer in order to keep the young Argentina at Continassa. The report also details how Juventus Football Director Cristiano Giuntoli had already tried to sign Alcaraz in 2022 while serving as the sporting director of Napoli. That operation was blocked by club president Aurelio De Laurentiis who wasn’t willing to meet the player’s price."

I actually dont know any spurs fans but they do seem to whine a lot about a lot of shit.

All i care about is hopefully signing Danny Rohl and his majestic hairline for next season. Honestly though i think he has a big upside so like players who come to us for a bit to build up their profile i will take the east german from saxon switzerland (yes yes MLG I am taking poetic licence its pretty fucking close to saxon switzerland) as out next taxi off the rank. 1 year in championship, keep us in the prem and then a big german club comes in.

"Ferula te ipsum in testiculis" Which you scholars out there know means punch yourself in the balls

Am pretty positive that we are maintaining my life long trend of being shit, we did have a few years where people were trying to make us good but overall saints have had a better deal out of me supporting them than i have out of them being my football team.

Tadic would of been kicked out as well for risking losing the ball too often by trying to be an assist machine.

Happy for Charlie, always rated him but as soon as Lego came in he was on the outs. Think premier League suits his style and can see Everton making his move perm if he gets a couple more goals.

I've finally come to the conclusion that we aren't very good and we might be relegated.

Glad i missed the game based on reports.