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Just a genric question as "premier league qualified" is repeated so often. What qualifies a manager to be a premier league manager ? as its phrase that is used to distain so many other managers in other leagues.

Am predicting very few shots on target if any, at least 5 self inflicted errors in our half by playing out from the back. The word brave will appear post match and our best available players will not be the starting XI.

Finally a joke about it 💪

Wait are you trying to make this thread about you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 If we all said you are right and we are wrong will that make us play better football 😔

I'm am getting the feeling that people on this forum make stuff up.

Find him

Someone get up a tree and find out whats happening

Vasco Matos tactics, fairplay to Santa Clara though they are doing great this season recently just beat sporting away, 4th in league. https://totalfootballanalysis.com/head-coach-analysis/vasco-matos-santa-clara-202425-tactical-analysis-tactics "Santa Clara’s defensive compactness allowed them to barely receive any goalscoring chances against themselves." Sign me up

Cooper announcement :-)

Honestly the longer martin stays in the job the more i think about what is really the plan and what would explain SR's reluctance to sack him. As crazy as it sounds I am starting to believe that we got promoted too quickly last season for SR and us as a club. The damage was done the previous seson both with amount of money spent and managers paid off we were in all or nothing situation to stay which has hurt us massively last season and this from a PSR perspective, we spun the dice and ended up oweing the house. We get promoted last season but our PSR situation was still massively constrained and a large portion of our budget on transfers were already locked in, meaning we arent able to get the quality upgrades we needed to play our way in premier league, primarily forward line and midfield. I think SR have now factored this in, expect us to be relegated, tighten the belt a bit and go again next season (maybe with Martin) and be able to spend more if we go up and get the quality we need.

just tested one i found and this one is working fine https://sportsnest.co/southampton-vs-aston-villa/ please just use Brave browser or something that blocks all the pop up ads

Plenty of streams to pick from here https://soccer-100.com/event/eng-1/southampton-vs-aston-villa-live-soccer-stats/704422

thank god, i need my weekend fix of elaborate mistakes in our own half leading to goals.

Fuck it 2-0 to us, first away win of the season

Probably the same time his paramilitary Serbian hitmen do.

I'm not even sure money grabbing agents and mercenary players are desperate enough to join this shit show.

Talking of germany Ralph has Wolfsburg purring, won last 3 games and 8th at the moment not too far behind top 4

Please please please, lets stop this Kompany fallacy, Bayern tried and considered 6 managers before finally appointing it, i would reference me outlining this but i cant find the search post fucntion

100% real here - i have been looking for the search function for my posts for fucking ages and either i am blind of my 5quid doesnt let me have it, can you screenshot its location amigo

Ok when do we get to arguing amongst ourselves, is it tomorrow or can we start early. I dunno but Martin's idealistic interpretation of football survived in the championship but is getting ruthlessly exposed in the premier league, he's not going to change so the board has to make that change for him now.

Hopefully not but i assume you are speaking from experience :-)

Reciepts

I'm gonna need to see these reciepts where you predicted he would be the worst premier league manager of all time after two 1-0 defeats

It could be worse, on the brightside I've still go a few chicks on instagram who love ugly guys and apparently want to make me breakfast everyday and use every orifice they have so i will try and arrange a meet tomorrow.