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Just seen we have brentford next, great, a organised team and club v our shit show.

I would like to hear Ivan's thinking on today

agree with this, think Ivan will have us playing well from mid jan but of course too late but hopefully some pride as the players try and get in the shop window for summer.

can some please tell me who the ex palace player was who was commentating on my stream, he is a moron and him and the other one thought we bought tall paul from turkey 2 years ago.

Yeah doesnt look like man marking as armstrong always 10 yards off his man anbd lerma and hughes unmarked to recieve the ball. Getting smashed but there is always hope Also fuck VAR again

Not too concerned with midfield as I expect to see full Atalanta esq man to man marking today so everyone defends.

Being Scottish I heard he injured his wallet over Christmas

2-1 saints

2min of highlights currently https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV4JPKggaQY After watching it I would say TP did well with 2 of his attempts, unfortunatley like fernandes the easier one went straight to the keeper, but encouring stuff.

Agree, pistorious had a couple of shots on him and hits the target as well.

Bro's back from the yanks, the steak was nice but based on what I've read it's a promising start. Tall Paul and Big Les playing well, first half we looked good then ran out of steam. We might not of won but it's given us optimism to build from and a bit of belief for the next games. Biggest annoyance as noted is that players who didn't get a look in seem to be out better players today, hopefully juric makes sure they stay and gets us another option for goal scoring in Jan window.

So what you are saying is Stewart/Armstrong/Archer/Tall Paul are better than him ?

Missed this, was he sacked from brom or left them

Never heard of romulo before so took a look at gozteppe's team and they have some interesting footballers who are in the 20-22 age range. Romulo - forward - 22 - 7 goals / 4 assists - he is on loan from althetico parense and his contract runs out jun 25 - gozteppe have the option to buy which i would assume they would to stop it going to the free market. He is a nice height as well 1.93m or 6ft 3in, he is giving me hulk vibes, check out the goal below. Juan - forward- 22 - 3 goals / 2 assists Altikardes - defender - 22 - 2 goals / 1 assist Hugo -midfielder -20 - 0 goals/assists Matsuki midfielder - 21 - 1 goal / 3 assists Miroshi - midfielder - 22 - 2 goals / 0 assists Dennis - midfielder - 20 - 0 goals/ 0 assists The midfielders listed here have only played under 500mins but are the ones who have been scoring, the established midfielders around 900mins. https://www.whoscored.com/Teams/254/Show/Turkey-Goztepe

Problem with that is no one else wants to go either so they would grass me up Anyway I have a positive mindset. As sandwich saint so nicely called him Ivan the Bastard is giving us a christmas miracle and its 2-0 saints. He also ensures the cosmic forces send a lightening bolt to the VAR at stockley park and destroy their systems so they can't try to stop the juggernaut from starting. This is all part of the masterplan as we go for the premier leagues most improved team this season and our 20 game underfeated run starts now.

I'd be round yours no problem as you'd watch the game, but this invite is a self serving one where they talk about themselves to a captured audience. Honestly my phone will be charged, i will have it on sportsmania app when i can but only for 5mins at a time. But to our medical friends i have a quick question, if i have diarrhea how many visits to the toilet is believeable before they call an ambulance ?

This is a certified guranteed win and i am gutted i wont see it. I have just recieved an invite from an american with no respect for boxing day traditions that is forcing me to attend their house for drinks and steaks from 4pm and i dont even like them and they have a kid from hell. Pray for me, its not just jesus who sacrificed himself for others.

hopefully we have a better keeper to deal with those

Honestly if you have 10mins watch that video its really well explained and help fans understand what we will be doing, both defensively (which is pretty cool) and offensively, love the committment to man marking and quick transitions. Am super excited what juric could do with us, i expect sulemana to our lookman in this system as well and think we might see the best of him and because we will be man marking rather than pressing Tall paul might have the endurance for it as the focal point.

Agree am going to refreshmy memory of atalanta's tactics so i can see where we are going to hope

posted it in match thread as well but more about manager to be honest

this is my favourite joke of the year

Come on bro your better than that, with your avatar I was expecting a Napoleonic pun at the minimum 🤣