Saint NL

Aribo with a horrible tackle outside the area.... Lucky to not get a card here

Huge cheer for ABK

Bednarek looks injured now. Maybe ABK time

Archer gets thrown off the ball far too easily

Early booking for Les 🙄

Happy that Welbeck isn't playing, his record against Saints must be immense

Only 15 minutes to go before this week's exhibition of Heavy Metal Football™. I'm excited....

Based on absolutely nothing, I reckon Archer will get our consolation goal this week

Moyes has done a hell of a job at Everton

My predictions for the game: Minimum of three (3) fullbacks on the pitch (for Saints) at all times. VAR stoppage of at least 4 minutes. Downes to play and be booked. Saints will play well once 2-0 down. Same old story, really.

Van Nistelrooy can't survive this, surely

Moyes looks to have turned Everton around. Amazing what can happen when the right man is appointed. (Alcarez scored as well)

He's useless, but who actually cares at this point

Tune in the same time next week for more Heavy Metal football™

Aribo off for Manning. What's the formation now?

Far too easy once again

Another good save

Why the fuck is Bree shooting from there?

Sulemana, nice. Lovely run from Dibling before that.

Delap scores again and Ipswich are beating villa.

Millimetres away from 3-0, that's some save

Smallbone off for Dibling

Great save tbf

Painful. He looked and looked and then nothing

At this point, it wouldn't suprise me to learn that theres a behind the scenes Amazon TV series and the gimmick was that they're letting AI pick the team....