Saint NL

Lol 2-0

Even by our low standards, this performance so far is disgraceful

Not sure what's worse, the performance of the team or this website. Mysql errors galore

I have a feeling that you're going to be disappointed tomorrow morning.

Lol, 0-1 after a few seconds.

Dibling central is interesting, he seems to be better on the right. Let's see

Efan Ekoko reckons we just need to take a deep breath and we'll be alright. I think we might need a little more than that

The recruitment team are adding the column "brains" to the spreadsheet as we speak

Tall Paul on the bench though. Sulemana 🤦

If Russ was smart, he'd plan a Ralph like "injury" and let the players get a breather. Ralph always did it around 70mins, but seeing as our lot are so unfit, we could do one on 25mins, 40mins, 70mins, 85mins and 107mins (extra injury time for all our fake injuries).

So Wolves players start fighting amongst themselves and the manager gets fired.... Maybe Ross Stewart could give Sulemana a slap and contribute something to this season

Russell outlives another PL manager 😂

You just know that when it does finally happen, he won't be sacked - it'll be a conscious uncoupling or some bullshit.

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I've got this on loop until he's gone

Surely this is the beginning of the end of Russell Martin. Him turning on the fans means he's got one foot out the door.

BBD is so so bad

Wood saved us there

What is Lumley doing? 🤦

Downes for BBD. Anyone guess what the formation is?

BBD coming on. Not for the goals, but to get another double barreller on there

Is that three double-barrelled surnames in the team? Another trophy in the bag.

Lovely ball from Sam AA

Aribo doing that turn in the box, fucking hell 😂

The trademark Downes yellow