Saint NL

Ok, two more of those and I'll start to believe

TV showing Alcarez upfront and Theo on the right wing

Commentator just asked Fara Williams and Lee Dixon who would win. They said easy Arsenal win, 3-0. I mean, they're probably right, but there's a real love in on TV and it's a bit sickening.

Best league in the world!!

I was hoping for a Saints win, and £100m on the Euro millions tonight. Obviously one of those is a real long shot, takes the piss somewhat that it's the Saints win. That lineup, Jesus Christ

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Some old lady coughs in Aberdeen on May 27th, the whole league is shut down due to COVID and the season is eventually written off. Saints stay in the Premier League, but now we all know what a bunch of useless wasters they are, so everyone except a key set of 6-8 players are kept. All management and coaches are fired, and replaced. A new stripey home shirt is announced, the words "Nathan Jones is a wanker" are hidden in the red stripes. Ankerssen jumps ship to Liverpool to oversee their rebuild (with hilarious consequences). Saint Mary's gets an even bigger lightshow, and Sam Smith performs live before the season kicks off at home to Crystal Palace.

That's better than having them done behind B&M Bargains.

With Selles, we are 100% down. Changing the manager maybe increases it to 80-90% down. Is that a big enough change in outcomes for the cost? That's for the suits to decide.

a new contender has appeared.

I feel for him, he's a young guy trying to break through and he's been promoted way beyond his level. He's not good enough, it's blatantly obvious to everyone apart from the one guy that picks the team. This season will probably ruin what could have been a decent enough career, he should be down in League One learning the ropes, instead of being watched making mistakes all around the globe.

I found Aribos login.

We're at the stage where the third manager of the season is burning bridges. What a fucking tit.

Would be amusing to see Leicester get done 9-0, seeing as Saints can't give us any enjoyment

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Next week versus Arsenal, forget about what's happening on the pitch. The real battle will be Selles against Arteta. Two immaculately groomed barnets going toe to toe on the big stage. I'm getting excited just thinking about it...

Palace had two shots on target. Won 2-0. Gavin "the sieve" Bazunu strikes again.

All over. Waste of time. Players can fuck off. Selles can fuck off. Just forfeit the rest of the season and take the 3-0 loss each time and save us all the effort.

Sam Allardyce used to joke that if his name was exotic like Sammi Alledici then he'd get the top jobs. We've actually gone and appointed the Spanish Steve Wigley.

ABK doesn't give a fuck does he? Good player but his attitude is not great.

We can. And we should. But we won't.

Everton getting bummed by Fulham. The most amazing thing is that no matter how shit we are, we still aren't cut adrift.

Imagine being given a lesson in attacking football by Roy fucking Hodgson.

Let's all appreciate the captain's performance from JWP this afternoon. Do you remember that thing he did? No me neither.

Stu Armstrong is coming on to amble around for a bit.