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Yep. No one else had. Sincerest apologies if I offended you as clearly sarcasm is really difficult to identify in the written form. Gettit?

jos hooiveld‏@joshooiveld20 We just signed a new player.. His name is "Bruv", Jason Puncheon keeps talking about him whole day. #cantwaittomeethim Expand Reply Retweet Favorite Is this Jos just trying to be funny??

Turkish, don't forget the players' name as well... just missing Bonnie.

http://www.statto.com/football/teams/west-ham-united/2011-2012/results http://www.statto.com/football/teams/southampton/2011-2012/results I'd suggest that according to WHUform (in the above link) they bottled it in March when the pressure was on (all of those draws we remember), not that they started slowly and built up a head of steam. I don't argue the point that we took teams by surprise and had early momentum.

My shazam app has gone kaput. Can anyone please do me the honour of letting me know the name/artist of the acoustic guitar track that is over the second half of the vid? Thanks in advance!

Surely if Everton aren't going to offer as much, before it even gets to where Jay Rod wants to play, Burnley have to accept the verton offer? all very complicated now...

Sorry for repost Dan, you beat me to it and I can't delete.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/everton-target-jay-rodriguez-the-burnley-86793 this (not working ) link just posted on Nixon's twitter...

As long as showing the Colchester kit isn't a sign we're going blue... Or signing Lua Lua.

I see Sibley is tweeting there's to be an annoucement on the OS tomorrow am, and giving away Colchester programmes to those that guess correctly. No idea where to post this useless update!!

OK, it's a sloooooooow work day. Football rumours has us signing: Lucas Biglia Michael Owen (but he's signing for everyone of course...) Alistair Slowe Ben Turner Marius Zaliukas Yep. I'm bored.

As others have said, I can see him coming to Saints.... but on loan for the season from Man Citeh or similar.

Seeing as no-on else has... Butland on YouTube: and, at 02:48 you'll see he's not the messiah; he's a very naughty boy.

http://www.premierleague.com/content/dam/premierleague/site-content/News/publications/other/premier-league-released-list.pdf

Keith Andrews or Mark Davies in CM... good options?

Clearly part of the "insert Rangers player we are signing here" deal.

For me - Fraser Forster Curtis Davies Matt Phillips Jay Rodriguez I can't put my finger on a CM as what we want, as someone has pointed out, is £30m quids worth of Yaya Toure and to find someone with those attributes will be a toughie. I've not seen enough of Ince to comment on him, and whilst Clyne would be excellent, I think with Man U sniffing around (and indeed, Newcastle I presume may be interested if Simpson is off) would rule us out there.

And looking at their system, you could argue they have their striker now in Jelavic and more pressing is to secure Steven Pienaar's service.

http://www.talksport.co.uk/sports-news/football/premier-league/transfer-rumours/120529/real-madrid-striker-set-spark-premier-league-transfer-scramb Apparently we've "watched" Joselu. Whom he is, or how good he is, I have no idea. All I can say is we must have a LOT of scouts to keep watching these players... ;-)

Bang goes the optimism! Hope we can still pull this off.

Crikey, I know it's a YouTube "best of", but they were some finishes in there! Nice to see some fox and cork assists... It might not be the northwest, but we've a little pocket of Lancashire here for him!

http://boards.footymad.net/forum.php?tno=104&fid=297&sty=2&act=1&mid=2114719692 Clarets point of view(if the link works that is...)

And you know this how....? And I though clairvoyancy was a dying art...

Thanks for the transcript Pilchards! He makes a good point reference Forster; again, surely worth consideration (I know this is the Hooper thread)? I just hope that we bag one of Hoops/J-Rod...

I can't see that? The latest posts say there have been no bids...?