Not a song but how about some of these?
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jumbo-Inflatable-100-Money-Bills-Funny-gag-gift-/370505714007?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item5643dc8957
Just tried to buy a ticket for our game in the home end, not that i would actually do it, but there is no block in place for people who havent previously bought tickets at Fratton before, so much for the bubble!!!
For me that i have a game on my birthday, the last time this happened we lost to Watford 2-0 and missed 2 penalties. After the second i put my foot through the seat infront.
Hoping for a much better birthday this year!!! COYR