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In your opinion. I bet you never thought then current European footballer of the year Kevin Keegan would sign for us too, but he did.

No, its not a big game tomorrow so i am going down to Swanage to look in the window of some bric a brac shops and then go for a cream tea.

Why is it ridiculous?

Who could forget the daily updates from our top Spanish fan with how close the deal is to being done but never actually happening. didn't he eventually end up at Blackburn and was total pony? What about Kevin Phillips, remember people loosing their rag over that one because his mum died during negotiations and it got delayed by a couple of weeks. Everyone ****ting themselves that the deal had fallen through

Shut up you ****.

Why? he could be part of a creating a dynasty. If not as ridiculous as it sounds. I'm sure full top internationals and champions league players are crawling each other to get here. If we are building for the premier league this is the sort of player we should go for.

oh i forgot tictac, he didn't score 11 out of 10 in his last game so is currently out of form so not worth a ****, although Griffin scored a couple for Cirencester Town v Totten wedneday night, we should give him a look.

After Barcelonas faliure to win the champions league this season Xavi might been looking for a move elsewhere. He has often said he likes playing for ambitious clubs, which we are. He has also spoken of his admiration for Matt Le Tissler so obviously has a knowledge and love for Saints. We could do with a creative midfielder and he certainly is that and would fit the bill of a player who we could build a squad for the premier league with. With our billionaire owner we could afford him. Maybe this is not as far fetched as it sounds. I wonder.......

i dont know, got to be worth a wager next season, what odds saints to win the league and score +100 goals? 40-1?? That is worth a fiver of anyones money.

But that newspaper will report it with their standard lines of how it resembled a scene from Braveheart, people were running for their lives and a pregenant woman and 85 year old pensioner were forced to take cover whilst some nameless eyewitness will speak of their terror. In fact i could probably write it the report of events now and get it more or less word for word.

They are probably the same ones that think Lambert should play for England.

That story cant be true, there is no preganant woman and 85 year old man running for their lives.

because people are fasinated by it. They love talking about a good old :smt062 even if they pretend to hate it.

shut up you ****.

HOw can you call anyone else a neanderthal with that sort of language?:smt102

Its the way after hes slapped the back window he then walks off and starts bouncing up and down with his arms out by his sides, what a clown. I bet he is the Brum version of romseystu, only better dressed.

yet you are all reading it and commmenting on it......:confused:

i saw that first hand, one idiot kicks the car the rest actually let it through and tell the bloke that did it to stop being such a *****. I'm not convinced a SOuthampton car would get the same courtsey after a game at fratton park.

this is how to do it properly, check out the one in the Blue Tachini tracksuit top,does the best example of the trampoline i have ever seen. Looks like a hen trying to lay an egg, look and learn youth http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0gs6MBqCoM

Yes there were, there were also handgranades, flame throwers and not forgetting the older lads who are still sticking to spears and bow and arrow.

He has, he mentioned the Plume of Feathers before the match and has also given his seat numbers for the next two matches so a place and time has been agreed. It doesn't matter if he didn't turn up they are both guilty of consipiracy, Remember tha Macintye uncovered following Chelsea headhunters? Well they never actually had a fight but they had agreed a time and place to fight Leceister fans and were found guilty. They have both agreed to it, so look out boys.

Its not threatening behaviour because he hasn't actually done it yet, but he could be charged with Conspiracy, he has made threats and given a time and location for a fight. As its football related then he is ****ed. He'd better sleep with his shoes on just in case he gets a 5 o'clock knock.....

And dont forget if anyone hears you talking about it and dont grass you up to the police they are guilty of being knowingly concearned so they might just as well join you in your criminal activities.

Dont forget the conspiracy law too, which is worse, if you talk about breaking the speed limit with someone, then get in the car and drive you dont actually have to break the speed limit to be guilty just have made an agreement with someone else that the two of you would commit this offence. In fact you dont even have to make any attempt to actually carry this out. According to law you could be banged up for conspiracy to do anything, just by talking to someone else about doing it and as its premediated crime then carriers a stiffer sentance.

You'd have to pick sides carefully thought. TDD would choose to walk home from the fight and not get involved, Wagon84 wouldn't turn up, Romseystu would be there dressed in his stone island coat and ben Sherman shirt tooled up jumping about but not actually do anything, Sour Mash would disagree with everyone even those on his own side, Tactics would be trying to oragnise everyone and preach to them about his new, advanced method of organising fights between forum members which he learnt from teaching under 8's how to fight, Alpine would say that he hopes its a good fight but thinks its going to be crap and dont organise it for midweek as our fights are worse at midweek than on a weekend and glasgow saint would complain the fight isn't of champions league forums standard, we should never settle for second best, not even in a forum fight.